at the mall with my wife all afternoon. When she realized I had disappeared she called me on my cell and yelled "Where in the hell are you?"
I replied, "Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"
She said, "Yes I remember that!!!"
I said, "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."
I replied, "Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"
She said, "Yes I remember that!!!"
I said, "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."
