1. The guy that stopped behind me at the intersection of Newtowne Neck and Rt. 5....I appreciate that you left enough room between my back fender and your front bumper to put my index finger in....and yes, the look I gave you was "if you even think about moving that car for at least 30 seconds after I pull off, I will have to injure you" look
2. The guy that saw the break in traffic 5 seconds after I did and so graciously pulled out of Exxon doing 10mph in front of me leaving me a foot and a half to brake, let a truck to my left pass and accelerate to manuever around you to avoid ruining you cell phone call....I personally thought it was rather nice of me to coast right beside you and let you hear my new pipes for a half mile while you finished that call
3. To the guy in the 4-wheel drive redneck mobile, you sir(and I use that term very loosely) need to either lower that truck or turn the effing radio down!....preferably BEFORE you deceide to change lanes....you are rather lucky that my bike has a little bit of ass to it or you would be giving the keys to that truck and everything else you own to my mutts
And finally.......
4. To the lady going northbound on 235....you my dear were my favorite...not only did you give directions to the lost man at the light you even went down the road at 40 in anticipation of that big truck, with his left turn signal on, changing lanes....mental note to you, if the driver of a truck hasn't changed lanes in more than a half mile, HE LEFT HIS SIGNAL ON AND ISN'T GOING TO GET OVER!....you don't have to drive in the left lane right on his tailgate for 5 miles....especially if you have 2,000 cars behind you that can't get past you or the truck because you're both doing 40!
award ceremony done!
