Ideas for quickie Labor Day vacation

[Lugnut]

My "7 foot ass" barely fits in the lavatory alone! Me thinks staying in the seats and a request for a couple of blankets would do the trick

It was an observation born of experience. An old girlfriend and I attempted to join the mile high club several years ago and ended up having to open the door to get dressed, much to the delight/consternation of the nearest passengers.

Just trying to save you a little embarrassment. If I recall, you're a bit bigger than I.

 

[baileydog]

The Luray area is beautiful this time of year. Nights start getting cool and days are wonderful. Lots to do. The caverns are neat and they have a maze and shops. Bentonville area has lots of canoeing and fishing. I love going up there. And dont forget to shop in Sperryville at the foot of the mountain. Lots of neat things to do there. Have a great time. NOW...is that rene festival in Annapolis this weekend or next. I have never been and the hubby wants to go.

 

[bresamil]

My "7 foot ass" barely fits in the lavatory alone! Me thinks staying in the seats and a request for a couple of blankets would do the trick

 

[Agee]

The joke works best when performed... but here it is...

A young newlywed couple boarded the plane heading for Dallas, Texas. They were extremely excited at the thought of possibly joining the “Mile High Club” but couldn’t figure out how they were going to get away with it as the plane was full to capacity. He leaned to his wife and whispered, “I can’t stand it anymore. We are going to have to do something!” She breathlessly replied, “I know, but what?” Then minutes later she whispered, “I’ve got an idea. Undo your pants.” She quickly removed her panties from beneath her skirt and immediately positioned herself on his lap. She rose slightly and tapped the person in front of her on his shoulder. “Excuse me, sir. Are you going to Dallas?” He replied, “Ah, yes” as she sat back down. She then rose slightly to tap the person sitting next to him. ““Excuse me, sir. Are you going to Dallas?” He replied, “Of course” as she sat back down. She slightly rose again and said, “So are we!” She began clapping excitedly and began to bounce, singing, “We’re all going to Dallas! We’re all going to Dallas! We’re all…….”

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kwillia again.

We're all going to New Zealand, We're all going to New Zealand, we're all going...

 

[Agee]

Cat got your tounge?

 

[Magnum]

I've been there many, many times and have ALWAYS have had a blast. The year the cow fell off of the cliff right near the railroad trestle was a very memorable trip.

Hey don't talk about me like that

We used to go cliff diving just past compton's rapids. We always did the 12 mile trip, bus upriver drift to the bridge. We used to camp exactly halfway right on the river at a place called Printzs. A cowfield turned campground. A group went just last weekend and stayed at low water, got a cabin and tent site. I was supposed to go but I had to wind up working. If I can round a few people up I might try to go next weekend. Or might go and camp in Gettysburg, this time I won't take my truck so I stay out of trouble

 

[Magnum]

I've been there many, many times and have ALWAYS have had a blast. The year the cow fell off of the cliff right near the railroad trestle was a very memorable trip.

Hey don't talk about me like that

We used to go cliff diving just past compton's rapids. We always did the 12 mile trip, bus upriver drift to the bridge. We used to camp exactly halfway right on the river at a place called Printzs. A cowfield turned campground. A group went just last weekend and stayed at low water, got a cabin and tent site. I was supposed to go but I had to wind up working. If I can round a few people up I might try to go next weekend. Or might go and camp in Gettysburg, this time I won't take my truck so I stay out of trouble

 

[BadGirl]

Hey don't talk about me like that

We used to go cliff diving just past compton's rapids. We always did the 12 mile trip, bus upriver drift to the bridge. We used to camp exactly halfway right on the river at a place called Printzs. A cowfield turned campground. A group went just last weekend and stayed at low water, got a cabin and tent site. I was supposed to go but I had to wind up working. If I can round a few people up I might try to go next weekend. Or might go and camp in Gettysburg, this time I won't take my truck so I stay out of trouble

Our campground is right at Compton Rapids. We always do the 27 mile trip (16 miles the first day, and 11 miles the second day). One year, we had been in the water about 23 seconds when we tipped over going down Compton Rapids backwards.

And I'd be remiss if I neglected to mention the one year that I convinced about 12 guys to go skinny dipping at 3:00 a.m. They all took off their clothes and jumped in the water. I walked along the shoreline and grabbed their clothes and ran back to my tent. They were some nekkid pizzed off guys.

Oh....and don't forget the Ledge. One of the best picnic spots on the river.

Man, how I wish I could go again sometime soon. I miss that place something bad.

 

[bresamil]

Cat got your tounge?

I do not know, nor have I ever, had a "tounge".

 

[Agee]

I do not know, nor have I ever, had a "tounge".

oops, a slip of the "tongue"...

 

[Magnum]

Our campground is right at Compton Rapids. We always do the 27 mile trip (16 miles the first day, and 11 miles the second day). One year, we had been in the water about 23 seconds when we tipped over going down Compton Rapids backwards.

And I'd be remiss if I neglected to mention the one year that I convinced about 12 guys to go skinny dipping at 3:00 a.m. They all took off their clothes and jumped in the water. I walked along the shoreline and grabbed their clothes and ran back to my tent. They were some nekkid pizzed off guys.

Oh....and don't forget the Ledge. One of the best picnic spots on the river.

Man, how I wish I could go again sometime soon. I miss that place something bad.

We were just above the ledge. I love it out there I can't wait to go back