I'll never have sex again

[b23hqb]

Her face should be enough to keep her from ever having sex again.

But what if she was introduced to Hank?

 

[Pervinerdi]

But what if she was introduced to Hank?

Then I bet he'd give her a screaming orgasm.

 

[vraiblonde]

Then I bet he'd give her a screaming orgasm.

A screaming something, anyway.

 

[b23hqb]

Then I bet he'd give her a screaming orgasm.

Katz's Delicatessen - in "When Harry Met Sally" - YouTube

Like that?

 

[itsbob]

But what if she was introduced to Hank?

She'd be all ghey and stuff..

 

[tommyj]

usually they waite untill they get married, then stop having sex

 

[bcp]

For real. I don't even do it for the free food now that I know how to cook.

scratching you off my list.


Hey Ladies,, I have a cheesburger!!!!!!

 

[vraiblonde]

Hey Ladies,, I have a cheesburger!!!!!!

Nice mating call. Right up there with, "Hey guys! All the blondes are gone!"

 

[Vince]

scratching you off my list.


Hey Ladies,, I have a cheesburger!!!!!!

Nice mating call. Right up there with, "Hey guys! All the blondes are gone!"

I prefer brunettes.

 

[onebdzee]

Nice mating call. Right up there with, "Hey guys! All the blondes are gone!"

How about "I got free beer at my house"?

 

[vraiblonde]

I prefer brunettes.

Their mating call is, "Hey guys! All the redheads are gone, too!"

 

[Merlin99]

I would rather pull my eyes out with a fork, than listen to beiber.


First thing I thought of. :shrug:

How about a pair of slightly used shoes.

He's this generations Davy Jones.

 

[bcp]

How about "I got free beer at my house"?

On my way.






Ill bring a snack,,you like cheeseburgers?

 

[slotpuppy]

He's this generations Davy Jones.

 

[Im_Me]

Just posting so I can have my user name under the heading of "I'll never have sex again".

 

[sockgirl77]

Just posting so I can have my user name under the heading of "I'll never have sex again".

Does the thought of sex disgust you?

 

[vraiblonde]

Just posting so I can have my user name under the heading of "I'll never have sex again".

 

[Im_Me]

Does the thought of sex disgust you?

Nah.

Stealer!

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

He's this generations Davy Jones.

Naaahhh.....he's a wannabe.....he wannabe Usher.

 

[vraiblonde]

Stealer!

Nah, I have 7 posts under "I'll never have sex again" - 8 counting this one. I'm probably the top poster in here.