I'm leaving - bye bye!

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
If that worked I'd never stop playing with mine, lol. Ok seriously embarrassing story. I was a lot heavier and better endowed in high school then I am now. When I turned 18 I hit a growth spurt, grew almost 4 inches in height, lost 20 pounds and my boobs shrunk to about half the size they were before. I had dated the same guy from the time I was 15 until 18. My parents, my bf and I were all standing in line at Wendy's. My mom said something about me needing to go to the doctor because I had lost so much weight. I said something about being pissed that I had lost my boobs. Here comes my dad in front of God and everybody with "Well if you'd stop letting Billy play with them they'd stop shrinking!" I thought I was going to die.

So if anyone ever wonders what's wrong with me... It was my parents. I had NO chance of being normal, lol.
 

Sharon

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I'm baaaack - did ya miss me?

Originally posted by BchBns
IT'S ALL SHARON'S FAULT!!!

she had to up and leave, and now the rest of us are complaining about our chests ... (too big/too small) ... :bawl:
:lmao: I can't believe all this boob talk and the guys have just disappeared. :roflmao:
 

Sharon

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Re: Re: I'm baaaack - did ya miss me?

Originally posted by BchBns


what'd ya get for us? :biggrin: any new B.O.B.s?

oh, welcome back, btw :howdy: :wink:
Nope, no BOB's - the wind up is still working (he's always working). :roflmao:

Let's see what I got for you guys:
Watercolor, I brought you some haircolor for the scare I gave you. :razz:
Pixie, I got some diamonds but you'll have to work on them for awhile or we can use them in the grill. :cool:
Catt, nobody's teaching the kids. They're teenagers and they know it all! :whip:
Cariblue and RoseRed, yep it's all my fault. Where's my spanking? :spank:
SxyPrincess, You get the mosquito spray for those "bites". :wink:

Did I forget anyone?
 

SxyPrincess

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Re: Re: Re: I'm baaaack - did ya miss me?

Originally posted by Sharon
SxyPrincess, You get the mosquito spray for those "bites". :wink:


Thanks, Sharon. :cheers: Btw, I found a new puppy for you:

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Kyle

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Re: I'm baaaack - did ya miss me?

Originally posted by Sharon
:lmao: I can't believe all this boob talk and the guys have just disappeared. :roflmao:
I, for one, left work early and missed out on all this knocker-chat.
:frown:

But I'm sure a few of the men folks here popped in and looked over the thread! You gals were just too busy to notice. :lol:
 

Sharon

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Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm baaaack - did ya miss me?

Originally posted by SxyPrincess


Thanks, Sharon. :cheers: Btw, I found a new puppy for you:

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Cool! Should I sit next to the hydrant? :biggrin:
 

watercolor

yeah yeah
Re: Re: Re: I'm baaaack - did ya miss me?

Originally posted by Sharon
Let's see what I got for you guys:
Watercolor, I brought you some haircolor for the scare I gave you. :razz:

well....thanks for the kind gesture and I will gladly take you up on it. But I think after this body wave..my poor blond brain cells have huffed enough chemicals for the next 3 months. Gotta give them a break sometime. Ok...shut up anyone who is about to bust out with "well they are never working are they?" (jess would say something like that)
 

Sharon

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm baaaack - did ya miss me?

Originally posted by SxyPrincess


Eewwwww.....No!
Ok good - I though maybe you were pissed at me. :lmao:
 
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