An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns. The 8 pointer says, “I'm happy with my ten does; we're really getting along.”
The 4 pointer says, “I'm happy as heck with my five; they really take care of me!”
The Button buck says, “my two are alright; it’s better than nothing, I guess.”
Then, all of a sudden, a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big buck makes a huge scrape and p*sses in it, rubs a phone pole and snaps it off at the ground!
The three bucks looked on in amazement. The 8 pointer says, “I could probably get by with four does... Who really needs ten anyways?”
The 4 pointer says, “You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!”
The Button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in confusion. Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears up some grass... p*sses all over the place, snorts & weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin’ branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, “What the hell are you doing!?”
“I'm just makin' sure that big sum##### knows I'm a buck!”
The 4 pointer says, “I'm happy as heck with my five; they really take care of me!”
The Button buck says, “my two are alright; it’s better than nothing, I guess.”
Then, all of a sudden, a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big buck makes a huge scrape and p*sses in it, rubs a phone pole and snaps it off at the ground!
The three bucks looked on in amazement. The 8 pointer says, “I could probably get by with four does... Who really needs ten anyways?”
The 4 pointer says, “You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!”
The Button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in confusion. Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears up some grass... p*sses all over the place, snorts & weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin’ branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, “What the hell are you doing!?”
“I'm just makin' sure that big sum##### knows I'm a buck!”
