In these uncertain times....

[Kyle]

I'm just happy they stopped saying sacrosanct , after 9-11 I swear it was every third word coming out of their mouthes.

They all use the same "word-a-day" calendar.

 

[my-thyme]

I'm going to start using "exiled for the good of the realm".

 

[black dog]

Wife and I are enjoying tacking these new buzzwords onto everything......

I've been telling folks instead of saying good bye, to have a virus free day.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

I've been telling folks instead of saying good bye, to have a virus free day.

I'll tell that to a Great Mills Road prostitute and see how it goes.

 

[Bann]

I'll tell that to a Great Mills Road prostitute and see how it goes.

 

[gary_webb]

The mass murderer is considered a dangerous maniac, please approach with an overabundance of caution!

 

[GregV814]

Yeah, he was released by The Views own new gal, Larrita Hogan... good thing he hasn’t been infected, maybe...

 

[Kyle]

Arby’s Adds 'In These Uncertain Times' To Its 'We Have The Meats' Slogan

babylonbee.com

 

[glhs837]

You could do a whole Archer season on the virus.....

 

[ginwoman]

"from the safety of your home" . Makes it sound like you are taking your life into your own hands if you dare step outside. Aren't you always taking a risk when you go out?? You can get hit by a car, hit by lightning, fall and crack your head open, etc.

I know a man who has been shot, stabbed and struck by lightning......he still works his azz off everyday and way harder than the younger bucks.

 

[docsteve]

I have found a new one. The response to "thank you" is "STAY WELL"

 

[Monello]

I know a man who has been shot, stabbed and struck by lightning......

I hope he isn't wasting his money buying lottery tickets.

 

[ReadingTheNews]

I know a man who has been shot, stabbed and struck by lightning.......

Hopefully not all at the same time!

 

[Gilligan]

Trying to find alternative sources of income. My audition to break in to porn films was yesterday. I don't think it went well.

 

[Kyle]