In this thread we solve our crime problems

[zar]

I'm going to put out some hypothetical ideas that are probably pipe dreams

-3 strike rule on overdoses (DNR on third OD)
-2+ hard drug convictions in 1 year = mandatory 1 year ankle bracelet (keep tabs on where druggies are festering) 9pm-6am curfew without/exemption only for working, employer must E-verify persons schedule and location of work during night
-minimum 6 months for personal possession of crack, meth, opioids
-minimum 10 years for distributing crack,meth, opioids
-going to need a lot of CO's to keep track of them (majority will break curfew and be in jail again, minimum 6 months for breaking curfew at which point the year ankle bracelet restarts
-mandatory minimum of 30 days in jail for shop lifting, additional 30 days for every $100 of stolen goods factored by number of offenses (if you shop lift again you get 60 days, additional 60 for every $100)
-armed robbery with deadly weapon 20 year minimum/no parole
-robbery (breaking and entering) 10 year minimum
-assault with a deadly weapon 30 year minimum
-additional police force focused strictly on drug trafficking, raids
-probably going to need a bigger jail (put it in the 7 district)
-less liberal judges

 

[officeguy]

Thank you Mr Sessions.

 

[Grumpy]

A 2 liter bottle of coke does the trick, probably was Jolt Cola

 

[vraiblonde]

A 2 liter bottle of coke does the trick, probably was Jolt Cola

I could watch that all day

 

[Escalade14]

Getting knocked out by a bottle of Coke? I thought they were "soft drinks"

 

[glhs837]

Getting knocked out by a bottle of Coke? I thought they were "soft drinks"

Nah, this was from the Midwest. It was a bottle of POP!

 

[luvmygdaughters]

Love It!