Intoxicated Callaway Man Sits in Lawn Chair, Drinking Beers and Watching Camper Burn as Firefighters Arrive

[Monello]

I think he should have ran around in circles and waved his arm.

Like this?



Or this?



Or possibly this

 

[Auntie Biache']

Like this?

Yeah, this one.

 

[GWguy]

 

[officeguy]

Usually these stories start with 'A Florida man...'