KingFish
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An Irish daughter had not been home in over 5 years. Upon her
return, her Father cursed her.
'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not
even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old
Mother thru?'
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a
prostitute...'
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this Catholic family.'
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye
Daddy,
the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a
breath)....and
an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new
yacht in
the Riviera and...'
'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says her Father.
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff,
sniff.'
'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'
return, her Father cursed her.
'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not
even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old
Mother thru?'
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a
prostitute...'
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this Catholic family.'
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye
Daddy,
the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a
breath)....and
an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new
yacht in
the Riviera and...'
'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says her Father.
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff,
sniff.'
'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'
