MMDad
Lem Putt
to be unable to perch himself on a couch without launching himself 3 feet into the air and landing on it?
Was it normal when you were 10 and did the same thing (and worse)?
Is it normal for a 10 year old Boy
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Was it normal when you were 10 and did the same thing (and worse)?
to be unable to perch himself on a couch without launching himself 3 feet into the air and landing on it?
Watch out, dude...I was a rather portly youth and would "plop" (as my parent's so lovingly referred to it as) on the couch. One day my "plopping" ended with the bottom collapsing on the couch. I had to use paint cans to prop it back up before my parents found out...didn't work so well
Pete
Repete
When I was 10 we were so poor............
How poor were we, you ask?
We didn't have a couch, we used to sit on cement blocks.
MMDad
Lem Putt
Did you launch yourself three feet in the air and land on the blocks?
He saved that for dead cows.
Pete
Repete
That would hurt
Pete
Repete
I feel bad that Boy will never know the joy of a rousing game of "Touch the dead cow" on a 100 degree day. 
cattitude
My Sweetest Boy
:roadkillfieldtrip:
I did spot a dead deer at the 235/Wildewood Blvd intersection this morning... Improvise!
Pete
Repete
I did spot a dead deer at the 235/Wildewood Blvd intersection this morning... Improvise!
Was it bloated?
SoMDGirl42
Well-Known Member
Jeff
I find it unbelieveable that a 1 foot gash on your boys noggin did not require stiches.
Jeff
Stop Staring!!!!!
Jeff
I find it unbelieveable that a 1 foot gash on your boys noggin did not require stiches.
Ahh Good Catch. Should say 1" .
I'll edit
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Pete
Repete
...you jumped up and down on them.
Just once
to be unable to perch himself on a couch without launching himself 3 feet into the air and landing on it?
This is the reason my nice leather sectional won't hook together anymore.
bcp
In My Opinion
just put some thumbtacks under a newspaper page on the seat.
the other thing a 10 year old boy is unable to do is move something like a newspaper before launching onto the perch.
this takes care of two problems for the price of one tetanus shot.
he starts to think about cleaning things up, and, over the next week he learns to seat himself in a more gentle fashion.
the other thing a 10 year old boy is unable to do is move something like a newspaper before launching onto the perch.
this takes care of two problems for the price of one tetanus shot.
he starts to think about cleaning things up, and, over the next week he learns to seat himself in a more gentle fashion.
crabcake
But wait, there's more...
to be unable to perch himself on a couch without launching himself 3 feet into the air and landing on it?
Anything is correctable with the snap of a leather belt on his ass.
