You've tried to hit on Arkie and she turned you down holding firm for all three, huh...(1) Yes
(2) No
(3) If you're old enough to remember the words to that song, you should count yourself lucky that anyone still wants you or needs you or loves you, let alone that someone does 2 of them.
Fresh local chicken or antibiotic injected chicken?I wonder if Meatloaf tastes like meatloaf, or if he tastes like chicken.
I wonder if Meatloaf tastes like meatloaf, or if he tastes like chicken.
Remember that scene from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"?Fresh local chicken or antibiotic injected chicken?
Did you know that Meatloaf is actually a vegetarian?If he tasted like chicken, he'd be named Frogs Legs.
You've tried to hit on Arkie and she turned you down holding firm for all three, huh...
Oh, and I'm having chicken pot pie for lunch.
(1) Yes
(2) No
(3) If you're old enough to remember the words to that song, you should count yourself lucky that anyone still wants you or needs you or loves you, let alone that someone does 2 of them.
(3) If you're old enough to remember the words to that song, you should count yourself lucky that anyone still wants you or needs you or loves you, let alone that someone does 2 of them.
Being serious for a minute though (not because I actual am, but because I feel like pretending to be at the moment): Ladies, if a guy came right out near the beginning of your relationship and told you that 2 out of 3 was the best you were ever going to get from him, but that he'd do his best to always make you feel wanted and needed, even if not truly loved - would you appreciate his honesty and, assuming you were otherwise really into him, settle for that? Or, would you hit the door faster than he could point out that the snow was piling up outside?
Plus I don't think I could ever be serious about a guy named Meatloaf.
Isn't his real name Marvin?
Can you be serious with a guy named Marvin?
Plus I don't think I could ever be serious about a guy named Meatloaf.
I always wondered what his real name was. Better than Mervin I guess.Isn't his real name Marvin?
Can you be serious with a guy named Marvin?
Depends on two out of three what.
If you're going to nickname yourself after food, you should call yourself T-Bone. That's a cool name - "Yo, T-Bone, w'sup?".
George Costanza would agree