Is masturbating in public...

[Larry Gude]

I find...

My bad. I didn't know you were already masturbating in public.

...it's healthier and more relaxing than smoking.

 

[GreenHornet]

I once authored an Essay titled. "The top 100 places to masturbate in public without getting caught"

My essay is of course written based on my own personal experiences with masturbating in public and to date I could easily add 100 or possibly more places to my essay. Perhaps I will post my essay later for everyone to enjoy. Due to the nature of the subject matter I regret that it is quite lengthy but is much worth the time to read.

Masturbating is an art and should be accomplished anywhere, at anytime as long as it's done in such a manner that it doesn't offend those around them...... I've even been able to successfully masterbate in Church several times.

GH

 

[mAlice]

...it's healthier and more relaxing than smoking.

You can't smoke in public.

 

[Larry Gude]

Sure you...

You can't smoke in public.

...can. Maybe not indoors. Outside is public, too!

 

[camily]

...can. Maybe not indoors. Outside is public, too!

Maybe she meant smoking the skin cigar?

 

[Larry Gude]

Ok...

Maybe she meant smoking the skin cigar?

...what is a skin cigar?

 

[camily]

...what is a skin cigar?

Same as a skin flute.

 

[Larry Gude]

You've lost...

Same as a skin flute.

...me.

How does that figure into public jerking off and smoking?

 

[camily]

...me.

How does that figure into public jerking off and smoking?

Sit down and think very hard Larry. It'll come to you.

 

[Cowgirl]

Sit down and think very hard Larry. It'll come to you.

There's a joke in there...I just know it.

 

[camily]

There's a joke in there...I just know it.

You get me!

 

[Larry Gude]

Ok...

You get me!

...if she gets you and I didn't, I feel better. Ha.

 

[Cowgirl]

...if she gets you and I didn't, I feel better. Ha.

 

[clevalley]

You can't smoke in public.

...can. Maybe not indoors. Outside is public, too!

Maybe she meant smoking the skin cigar?

...what is a skin cigar?

Same as a skin flute.

...me.

How does that figure into public jerking off and smoking?

it's an innuendo...

 

[Larry Gude]

Can...

it's an innuendo...

...you do that in public?

 

[clevalley]

...you do that in public?

Absolutely not... you know that as well as I.

 

[camily]

it's an innuendo...

Thank you.

 

[camily]

...you do that in public?

In-u-end-OH! Not me.

 

[clevalley]

Thank you.

In-u-end-OH! Not me.

Larry's must be playing hard to get today...

 

[Larry Gude]

Nope...

Larry's must be playing hard to get today...

...I'm slow today...