It didn't sound like a compliment

[K_Jo]

My husband just told me:

#1 - "You don't even know the recipe for coffee."

and

#2 - "You are so clumsy. Like a big dump truck."

 

[WhatNot]

My husband just told me:

#1 - "You don't even know the recipe for coffee."

and

#2 - "You are so clumsy. Like a big dump truck."

#1 - So make tea.

#2 - Can I borrow your truck?

 

[Kizzy]

It is cute.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

My husband just told me:#1 - "You don't even know the recipe for coffee. "and #2 - "You are so clumsy. Like a big dump truck."

#1. He didn't specify what kind of coffee.
#2. Can I get into your cab?

 

[Nickel]

At least he didn't call you huge, like a certain male I know did last Saturday.

 

[Kizzy]

At least he didn't call you huge, like a certain male I know did last Saturday.

They need to have their vision checked.

 

[Nickel]

The desired word was "tall", but ended up being "huge". :shakesheadandlaughs:

 

[K_Jo]

The desired word was "tall", but ended up being "huge". :shakesheadandlaughs:

C called our tall friend "a giant" one night. I think I saw a tear roll down her giant face.

 

[Nickel]

C called our tall friend "a giant" one night. I think I saw a tear roll down her giant face.

When I was in high school, and adults met me for the first time, they would say "Are you a model?" No. "Why not?". Because I don't want to be. "So do you play basketball?" No. "Why not?" Because I'm not good at it. Then they would look at me with a "So what are you good for" face.

 

[K_Jo]

When I was in high school, and adults met me for the first time, they would say "Are you a model?" No. "Why not?". Because I don't want to be. "So do you play basketball?" No. "Why not?" Because I'm not good at it. Then they would look at me with a "So what are you good for" face.

How tall are you?

 

[Nickel]

5'11"

 

[K_Jo]

5'11"

:monster:

 

[K_Jo]

5'11"

Now wonder your f'n bmi is 8! How tall is Dustin? Is he afraid of you?

 

[Nickel]

:monster:

I know, I am freakishly tall. You should see my "little" brother, he's like 6'4"!

 

[Nickel]

Now wonder your f'n bmi is 8! How tall is Dustin? Is he afraid of you?

It was 16.7! : He's 5'10", and he doesn't care.

 

[K_Jo]

I know, I am freakishly tall. You should see my "little" brother, he's like 6'4"!

My friend Janet is 5'10" and I can remember meeting her family when we were in 9th grade. Her brother was in 5th grade and towered over me. And I'm 5'6"! That whole family is tall as gucca.

 

[K_Jo]

It was 16.7! : He's 5'10", and he doesn't care.

I was half right. Almost.

That's 'cause you're a hottie and a nice girl.

 

[somdcrab]

My husband just told me:

#1 - "You don't even know the recipe for coffee."

and

#2 - "You are so clumsy. Like a big dump truck."

i told my ex ol' lady
#1 she'd f!@# up a one car funeral

but what i think finally got the message to her was when i told her she was so dumb she thought KOTEX was a radio station in Texas

 

[Nickel]

 

[K_Jo]

i told my ex ol' lady
#1 she'd f!@# up a one car funeral

but what i think finally got the message to her was when i told her she was so dumb she thought KOTEX was a radio station in Texas

Is that why she dumped you?