It didn't sound like a compliment

Lenny

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
K_Jo said:
My husband just told me:

#1 - "You don't even know the recipe for coffee."

#2 - "You are so clumsy. Like a big dump truck."
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Yes, you are correct these don't sound like a compliment coming from a male of the species older than 11 years of age. Now, if he was pre-pubescent, these may have been endearing words of love.
 
Tonio

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
"You don't even know the recipe for coffee." -- Sounds like an invitation to you to spill 190-degree coffee in his crotch.
 
Ken King

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Tonio said:
"You don't even know the recipe for coffee." -- Sounds like an invitation to you to spill 190-degree coffee in his crotch.
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She'll get him back by leaving his food out for a few days before feeding it to him.
 
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Kizzy

Guest
K_Jo said:
My husband just told me:

#1 - "You don't even know the recipe for coffee."

and

#2 - "You are so clumsy. Like a big dump truck."


:ohwell:




:killingme
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My hubby and I were joking around with each other this morning and he rolled up a towel in flicked my hiney with it. SNAP :bawl: He left a mark. I am sure glad I will not be doing any nude dancing today. :duh: He felt horrible about it, because it was one of those really good snaps with a towel.

:lol:
 
K_Jo

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Kizzy said:
My hubby and I were joking around with each other this morning and he rolled up a towel in flicked my hiney with it. SNAP :bawl: He left a mark. I am sure glad I will not be doing any nude dancing today. :duh: He felt horrible about it, because it was one of those really good snaps with a towel.

:lol:
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:yikes: I stuck my boob in C's shower the other morning and he twisted my :gossip: scary-hard. :bawl: "Oh, that didn't hurt," he says. :rolleyes: He doesn't realize how fragile I am. :baby:
 
Ken King

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Kizzy said:
My hubby and I were joking around with each other this morning and he rolled up a towel in flicked my hiney with it. SNAP :bawl: He left a mark. I am sure glad I will not be doing any nude dancing today. :duh: He felt horrible about it, because it was one of those really good snaps with a towel.

:lol:
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Did he kiss it and make it better?
 
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Ernie

Guest
I have always loved a tall girl. :yay: I am a leg man, so a tall gal has more leg. :cheers:
 
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