Pete
Repete
School fund raisers 
You! Yes you! can single-handedly save your school from financial Armageddon. You little Mr. Salesman, here is your Cherrydale Farms “Hugs and Kisses” catalog for you to pimp such items as a ceramic cow wearing a tutu for $10, a 5oz. chocolate Santa’s tool kit for $7.50. What? You say that your neighborhood has 24 kids all with the same catalog? Not a problem! Your parents have friends and they would love to buy a 9oz bottle of cucumber melon foot lotion for $6 or an 8oz Teddy Bear tin of peanut brittle for $13.50. Your parents wont mind taking that catalog and pushing our overpriced stuff to their co workers and friends who might not have kids of their own trying to sell our stuff
It’s for charity for pizz sakes. Hell even try those Grandparents who live in another state! They can never refuse you if you use the pouty lip thing and puppy dog eyes.
As a bonus if you can manage to find some schmucks to buy 30 items you, YES YOU will get a limo ride to HONG KONG Buffet for the $6.95 lunch buffet ! 50 items and you will be invited to get in our money box and keep all the money you can catch as it floats by! Maybe even FIVE DOLLARS!
If you can find one guilt ridden family member to buy $60 worth of our junk THEY GET FREE SHIPPING!
Remember, if you don’t sell 10 items you will not get a ticket to the SUPER REWARDS PARTY WOOOOOOOO. Less than 10 and you will be herded to a classroom with the rest of the losers who didn’t sell our stuff while the rest of your friends with real entrepreneurial skills go to the PARTY!
You! Yes you! can single-handedly save your school from financial Armageddon. You little Mr. Salesman, here is your Cherrydale Farms “Hugs and Kisses” catalog for you to pimp such items as a ceramic cow wearing a tutu for $10, a 5oz. chocolate Santa’s tool kit for $7.50. What? You say that your neighborhood has 24 kids all with the same catalog? Not a problem! Your parents have friends and they would love to buy a 9oz bottle of cucumber melon foot lotion for $6 or an 8oz Teddy Bear tin of peanut brittle for $13.50. Your parents wont mind taking that catalog and pushing our overpriced stuff to their co workers and friends who might not have kids of their own trying to sell our stuff
It’s for charity for pizz sakes. Hell even try those Grandparents who live in another state! They can never refuse you if you use the pouty lip thing and puppy dog eyes.As a bonus if you can manage to find some schmucks to buy 30 items you, YES YOU will get a limo ride to HONG KONG Buffet for the $6.95 lunch buffet ! 50 items and you will be invited to get in our money box and keep all the money you can catch as it floats by! Maybe even FIVE DOLLARS!
If you can find one guilt ridden family member to buy $60 worth of our junk THEY GET FREE SHIPPING!Remember, if you don’t sell 10 items you will not get a ticket to the SUPER REWARDS PARTY WOOOOOOOO. Less than 10 and you will be herded to a classroom with the rest of the losers who didn’t sell our stuff while the rest of your friends with real entrepreneurial skills go to the PARTY!
The youngest's school doesn't do fundraiser's and we've already bought our way out of volunteer hours and fundraiser's this year for our oldest. 
