BUMP!
I am not any good at frying real chicken, but I make kick ass chicken strips. And I've never written a recipe for anything so forgive me if this sounds less than professional:
1-2 cups of flour, 1 or 2 eggs (eyeball it compared to the amount of flour, less flour, 1 egg, more flour 2 eggs), paprika, cayenne pepper, onion salt, garlic salt, celery salt, salt, pepper, water, italian breadcrumbs.
Throw everything but water and italian breadcrumbs into a big bowl. I never use exact measurements, but you can try different proprotions depending on your mood, or tastes. You can mix it by hand, but I prefer those little mixing electric hand-held whirligigs. Start mixing - unless you've already put some water in the bowl, it's going to get thick REAL quick, so start adding water right away. Keep mixing and adding water until your batter is the consistency of Aunt-Jemaimah's pancake batter.
Chop your chicken into either nuggets or strips. My kids used to like nuggets, but now they prefer strips. Throw it all into the batter. Mix it up so they are all nice and thickly coated.
Get a fork and start picking the chicken pieces out of the batter one by one and dipping them into the breadcrumbs. Coat the chicken in breadcrumbs and toss it into the deep fryer. (Or pan if you're going that route). Pull them out when they're about this color. Darker than golden brown, but way before charred black. The chicken should be thoroughly cooked, and still juicy as a peach. And it's freakin' delicious.
I have a couple of dipping sauces that I use. When I'm in the mood for something sweeter, I use Frenches mustard and honey. Mix together in equal parts. When I want something zingier, I use Dijon mustard and Texas Pete- NOT in equal parts. Modify your hot-sauce depending in your taste and mood. Or plain old ranch dressing.