I've decided to write Country Western songs....

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GregV814

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Just like making a great meal, the key to success is ingredients.

Average C/W song:

An annoying deviated septum voice 3 steps out of key

Subject matter:
tractor or truck, preferably not running
sweet tea
summertime
purty girl
dirty jeans
Friday nights
fightin' and cussin'
cowboy boots...

But as anybody with more than 3 teeth will tell you, times a changin'...

So, I kin actchally play about 20 chords on my gitahr, but lets sang about common day problems. Like today. I accompanied Mrs. Greg to a mall for shoes. DSW was bigger than Montana's Big Sky. Iffin Hell is like shoe shopping at DSW, I ma start prayin to Jesus Lord real hard...
Aint no purty gurls in DSW, jest size 16+ tryin' on size 4 1/2 boots. Them someeee chitkickers! Yaaaaaa hoooooo, Lordy. I wisht I had me mah sweet tea and Doc Martins, I'd be kickin some dust...Lord Hep me....
 
Monello

Monello

Smarter than the average bear
PREMO Member
I bet if you play the song backwards, you get your truck back, you get your girl back, you get your hound back.
 
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GregV814

Well-Known Member
oh boy!! I'm in luck...watch me go now.... I learned the best chord ever, "C"...apparently its' used in most songs!!!! Maybe even "House of the Rising Sun"...!!! No stopping me.
 
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GregV814

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No, scrap that idea....There are 14hunnert and 52 guitar pickers in Nashville.....

A better thought is re-writing Sanford & Son for the new spring line up on BET TV...

BIDEN AND SON ! A sit-com, set in Rehoboth Beach De., focuses on old Joe and his son, "H.B." as they struggle with their daily lives of geriatrics and pharmaceutical dependencies of day-to-day life. An array of characters include investors, lawyers, guns and money. The Sh!t has hit the fan.
Yuk, yuk, yuk, watch the fun!!

Crazy Aunt Nancy seems to be drunk again after her husband crashed into the daycare center. Oh no!!! Camero appearances from that "Mac Daddy" Barry add to the hijinks! The next-door goofy lady, Alexandra, adds a Hispanic spice to the show.

I hope to sell it before the Winter solstice celebration in December.
 
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