Jerk off jerks off

[WingsOfGold]

Who cares? Just like people got outraged about Pee Wee herman masturbating in a porn theater this is overblown idiocy

Sure, jerking off is widely accepted at board meetings. It's the new smoking.

 

[pontificator]

Is chronic masturbation a protected sexual orientation? Do we need to add another color to the rainbow? At what age is it covered as a pre-existing condition?

That's probably a question for your therapist not a web forum.

 

[gemma_rae]

That's probably a question for your therapist not a web forum.

Did your therapist advise you of that?

 

[Kyle]

They must have a fairly lax standard for teleworking. He's only suspended.

I caught #### for not having a collared shirt on!

 

[Gilligan]

Who cares? Just like people got outraged about Pee Wee herman masturbating in a porn theater this is overblown idiocy

You guys love that stuff. We get that.

 

[Sneakers]

You guys love that stuff. We get that.

From a Cheech and Chong album, found of all places, on democraticunderground.com.

BALIFF: "You are hereby charged that, on the night of September 14th, you did willfully, with malice and forethought, sexually assault a 14 year old girl. How do you plead?" LESLIE HORWINKLE: "Insanity" BALIFF: "Insanity?" LESLIE HORWINKLE: "That's right, insanity....I'm just crazy about that stuff..."

 

[Kyle]

 

[BernieP]

he should have left his Tube in.

 

[PrchJrkr]

he should have left his Tube in.

 

[herb749]

So he's not going to get fired .?

Is he like an athlete that's too valuable to cut, but the guy at the end of the bench does it and has to go.

 

[PsyOps]

And THAT is why I have a cover for my camera. So I can turn it off to anyone still connected.

You seem to be admitting to............................. ummmm.... forget I mentioned it.

 

[PrchJrkr]

You seem to be admitting to............................. ummmm.... forget I mentioned it.

I was going to say something, but thought better of it.

Edit: I keep a piece of Post-It taped over my camera when not in use. Of course I do have my laptop in the bedroom.

 

[PsyOps]

I was going to say something, but thought better of it.

Edit: I keep a piece of Post-It taped over my camera when not in use. Of course I do have my laptop in the bedroom.

You forgot the

EDIT: I have a cover over my camera and mic because I believe Bill Gates is a creep.

 

[my-thyme]

I was going to say something, but thought better of it.

I couldn't figure out how to word my inquiry.

 

[Hijinx]

I heard Pita condemned him for choking his chicken.

 

[BOP]

he should have left his Tube in.

He should have left his Toobin his tube socks.

 

[WingsOfGold]

He should have left his Toobin his tube socks.

Most "Cruise Socks" are XXL and by the end of a 10 month cruise they double as a lamp stand.

 

[Kyle]

 

[Bann]

What smarmy little creep.

CNN and all the others who are excusing this behavior are all completely mental.

 

[Kyle]

In all seriousness I'm not sure why they're all freaking out about Toobin masterbating live.

CNN, MSNBC and the entire MS Media have been doing so every on air moment since Trump got elected.

... And lets not forget Chris Matthews leg-tingles!