Taz
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Jesus and Moses were walking by a lake one fine sunny summer day.
Jesus said to Moses, "I’ve still got it old son, watch this."
So with a flourish of his robes, Jesus stepped onto the water, and without
so much of a ripple he started strolling across the water.
About halfway across, Jesus started to sink, he floundered in the water for
a while till Moses said "bugger this" and parted the water and helped Jesus back to the shore.
When they finally reached the shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on old Jesus' shoulder
and said, "Don't worry about it my lord, the last time you did this, you didn't have holes in your feet."
Jesus said to Moses, "I’ve still got it old son, watch this."
So with a flourish of his robes, Jesus stepped onto the water, and without
so much of a ripple he started strolling across the water.
About halfway across, Jesus started to sink, he floundered in the water for
a while till Moses said "bugger this" and parted the water and helped Jesus back to the shore.
When they finally reached the shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on old Jesus' shoulder
and said, "Don't worry about it my lord, the last time you did this, you didn't have holes in your feet."