Just got engaged!

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jaybeeztoo

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bcp said:
Little true story to share with you as you ponder your new :killingme life.

recently I had back surgery. When I woke up in the recovery room, the first person I saw was my wife, now, remember that as you are waking up, the first problem is that things are a little fuzzy, the next problem is that you will say what comes to mind without thinking about the retaliation of the one you are speaking to.

so there I am, fuzzy, and there she is... her.

so I evidently point out that she is growing a mustache.
the next thing I remember is that Im wearing a bedpan like some sort of jewish head gear, and the nurses are dragging this little puerto rican women out of the recovery room. there are three nurses pulling her as she is speaking in tounges. I later learned that she was actually speaking pissed off black women speak,, and shes not even black.


be careful of what you say from here until death.
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What happened after they removed the bedpan? :popcorn:
 
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Gwydion

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juggy4805

Guest
I remember when I got married almost 5 years ago. It was bliss. Now it feels like a made a mistake. :ohwell:



Well anyway good luck in your marriage. And dude, get a manly avatar.
 
Hessian

Hessian

Well-Known Member
Darn it...

I remember when my arm went all the way around the back of my wife.
(and no, I have not had an amputation.)

Please value this part of your life--it goes by way to quickly, enjoy your bride:
Do the little things that charm her.--And be patient!
 
migtig

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
Regardless of anyone else's comments - I never gained weight while married. :neener:

Best of luck to you and the future Mrs. :cheers: May you both be blessed with years of happiness and joy. And remember to always laugh together.
 
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juggy4805

Guest
migtig said:
Regardless of anyone else's comments - I never gained weight while married. :neener:
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But you're Mig, that'll never happen. Chicks with trucks are impermeable to the weight gain syndrome. :yay:
 
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nitwhit3286

Guest
Good Luck on the marriage..and I mean that in the best way possible..
 
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Gwydion

New Member
Mig - maybe your avatar has something to do with that!

Thanks again....its going to be one hell of a ride regardless!
 
dustin

dustin

UAIOE
congrats to the both of you!

How much of the wedding and honeymoon does she already have planned out? :lmao:
 
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