Just Got My Court Order
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Dougstermd
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jazz lady said:Well, if Dougster likes it, I should know better, shouldn't I?
sorry it is Carrie Underwood
Right now he’s probably slow dancing
With that bleach blonde tramp
And she’s probably getting frisky
Right now he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink
‘Cause she can’t shoot whiskey
Right now he’s probably behind her with a pool stick showing
Her how to shoot a combo
And he don’t know
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
Right now she’s probably up singing some white trash
Version of Shania karaoke
Right now she’s probably saying I ’m drunk and he’s
Thinking that he’s gonna get lucky
Right now he’s probably dabbing on three dollars worth
Of that bathroom Polo
And he don’t know
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl
‘Cause the next time that he cheats
You know it won’t be on me
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
Dougstermd
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Lugnut said:You and PT are funny! I knew I should have put that bit of info in the first post.
No. We had a few mediocre dates and that was it. I did give her a mild kiss good night ONE time. That was it. :shrug:
maybe that was the problem. you should have banged her before you told her you wanted to just be friends
Dougstermd
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OK am I a dumbass??
The ex came by tonight to pickup the Kids. after I watched them so she could go to the Ravens game.
I did Christmas with them today because they will be 185 miles away on my split holiday. great time
her: what are you doing tonight?
her: Do you have plans?
Me: no not really? what do you need?
her: Rob the (the new husband) battery in his car needs to be changed. Will you do it?
Me: You Know I can do it but what you have done to me in court with cs I will probally have to move from this grand manfactured home soon. I do not think that is fair. I do not think I should do it.
her:yeah your right so I will see ya.
Me: fukc it I will do it let me get some tools meet you at your house.
I checked the battery and the machine said it had an open cell / internal short whatever you want to call it.I changed the battery which required removeing the front tire and the fender well. He tried to give me a group of twenties I would guess $40 or $60 dollars. I refused it. they would not take it so when my daughter came bouncing around the corner of the house I gave it to her she went in to start shiat with her brother about look what daddy just gave me!
I will do anything in my means to take care of her and my kids even if that means living in my truck. Oh and I got my DSS paper work on friday.
So will DSS help me pay my rent and fuel bills?
The ex came by tonight to pickup the Kids. after I watched them so she could go to the Ravens game.
I did Christmas with them today because they will be 185 miles away on my split holiday. great time
her: what are you doing tonight?
her: Do you have plans?
Me: no not really? what do you need?
her: Rob the (the new husband) battery in his car needs to be changed. Will you do it?
Me: You Know I can do it but what you have done to me in court with cs I will probally have to move from this grand manfactured home soon. I do not think that is fair. I do not think I should do it.
her:yeah your right so I will see ya.
Me: fukc it I will do it let me get some tools meet you at your house.
I checked the battery and the machine said it had an open cell / internal short whatever you want to call it.I changed the battery which required removeing the front tire and the fender well. He tried to give me a group of twenties I would guess $40 or $60 dollars. I refused it. they would not take it so when my daughter came bouncing around the corner of the house I gave it to her she went in to start shiat with her brother about look what daddy just gave me!
I will do anything in my means to take care of her and my kids even if that means living in my truck. Oh and I got my DSS paper work on friday.
So will DSS help me pay my rent and fuel bills?
Yes.Dougstermd said:
sockgirl77
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Just Got My Court Order 01-22-2007 03:30 PM If your mother had an abortion then we wouldn't have to deal with your ignorant asssockgirl77 said:
Jackass,
Put me on iggy. Reading is a choice.
,Socki