Just not right!

GopherM

GopherM

Darwin was right
3 desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help.
One is an alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay.
The doctor tells the men if they indulge in any of their bad habits again they will die.
So the 3 men leave, the alcoholic sees a pub and hears its loud music and can't resist. He orders a shot of whisky drinks it and suddenly drops down dead the other 2 men walk outside realizing how serious this is, then the chain smoker sees half a cigarette on the ground still burning so the gay guy says to the chain smoker "if you bend over to pick that up. You know we're both dead".
 
GopherM

GopherM

Darwin was right
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?
 
Gilligan

Gilligan

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