Kermit the Frog's New Girlfriend

[Misfit]

http://www.people.com/article/muppets-kermit-frog-new-girlfriend-miss-piggy-break-up

Well, that didn't take long.

It's been less than month since Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced they were splitting after four decades together, but it appears the plush amphibian has already moved on.

 

[vraiblonde]

She is too young for him. I'm sure she's just after his money.

 

[Misfit]

She is too young for him. I'm sure she's just after his money.

I think she’s just addicted to green backs.

 

[lucky_bee]

Is it weird I'm jealous of a muppet's hair?

 

[Misfit]

Is it weird I'm jealous of a muppet's hair?

No, I feel the same way about Sweetums.

 

[kwillia]

I think she’s just addicted to green backs.

Hey... it's not easy being green... maybe she's just pity-porkin'.

 

[migtig]

Is anybody else disturbed by the Ms. Piggy and Kermit split and that they would get Kermit a new girlfriend?

I feel my childhood was lie. This is a mockery of my happy moments watching Muppets re-runs on Nickelodeon.

I also don't think any of this would happen if Jim Henson was still alive.

Next they are going to make Beaker talk, the Swedish Chef a Mexican and the grumpy old men in the balcony a gay couple.

 

[Hodr]

Next they are going to make Beaker talk, the Swedish Chef a Mexican and the grumpy old men in the balcony a gay couple.

WALDORF: That was wonderful!
STATLER: Bravo!
W: I loved it!
S: That was great!
W: Well, it was pretty good.
S: Well, It wasn't bad.
W: There were parts that weren't pretty good, though.
S: It could've been a lot better.
W: I didn't really like it.
S: It was pretty terrible.
W: It was bad.
S: It was awful!
S & W: Terrible! Eh, boo!

 

[kwillia]

Is anybody else disturbed by the Ms. Piggy and Kermit split and that they would get Kermit a new girlfriend?

I feel my childhood was lie. This is a mockery of my happy moments watching Muppets re-runs on Nickelodeon.

I also don't think any of this would happen if Jim Henson was still alive.

Next they are going to make Beaker talk, the Swedish Chef a Mexican and the grumpy old men in the balcony a gay couple.

They had better not take the collar and broken lead off of Animal...

 

[migtig]

They had better not take the collar and broken lead off of Animal...

They are going to give him Prozac.

 

[vraiblonde]

They are going to give him Prozac.

Turn him into a vegetable.

 

[luvmygdaughters]

Big Bird diagnosed with Bi-Polar & Grouch, a Hoarder.