Kids say the dardest things...

[Cowgirl]

I'm sure there's already been a thread about this, but I couldn't find a current one...

I was getting boy (almost 4) dressed last night, and I pulled up his sweatpants. He fidgeted and said "They're like this" and he stood up on his tippy toes...I didn't know what he meant, so I looked at the cuffs and they hadn't made it over his heels yet, so I pulled the pants up more so the cuffs would be around his ankles where they should be. He looked at me and said, "That's my girl." Don't know where he picked that one up!

 

[princess73]

awwwww that is so cute

 

[nachomama]

I'm sure there's already been a thread about this, but I couldn't find a current one...

I was getting boy (almost 4) dressed last night, and I pulled up his sweatpants. He fidgeted and said "They're like this" and he stood up on his tippy toes...I didn't know what he meant, so I looked at the cuffs and they hadn't made it over his heels yet, so I pulled the pants up more so the cuffs would be around his ankles where they should be. He looked at me and said, "That's my girl." Don't know where he picked that one up!

Fast forward 13 years. I left a list on the kitchen counter this morning of things I wanted my kids to do today, since they had no school. My 15 year old was up, and already unloading the dishwasher when I left. My 17 year old texted me at 11:10 (she had just gotten up), and in response to my list of chores, said, "I can't even get a break on our day off, can I!" My response to her was, "Take a big step and TRY and get over yourself."

 

[Cowgirl]

Fast forward 13 years. I left a list on the kitchen counter this morning of things I wanted my kids to do today, since they had no school. My 15 year old was up, and already unloading the dishwasher when I left. My 17 year old texted me at 11:10 (she had just gotten up), and in response to my list of chores, said, "I can't even get a break on our day off, can I!" My response to her was, "Take a big step and TRY and get over yourself."

Oh man...that sounds like something I would think to myself when I was her age...I'd never say that to my mom, but you bet I was thinking it! My poor mom.

 

[punjabigyrl]

When boy was 31/2 years old, we went to Burger king. Wainting in line impatiently my son tells the lady in front,"the line is moving hurry up". She was nice smiled at him. So a minute later, her beeper goes off and my son quickly moves to the side and shouts at the top of his lungs, "lookout mama, she's backing up." The whole restaurant in silence and I was beet red.

 

[Nanny Pam]

When boy was 31/2 years old, we went to Burger king. Wainting in line impatiently my son tells the lady in front,"the line is moving hurry up". She was nice smiled at him. So a minute later, her beeper goes off and my son quickly moves to the side and shouts at the top of his lungs, "lookout mama, she's backing up." The whole restaurant in silence and I was beet red.

That is funny!

 

[MMDad]

When boy was 31/2 years old, we went to Burger king. Wainting in line impatiently my son tells the lady in front,"the line is moving hurry up". She was nice smiled at him. So a minute later, her beeper goes off and my son quickly moves to the side and shouts at the top of his lungs, "lookout mama, she's backing up." The whole restaurant in silence and I was beet red.

Old one.

http://forums.somd.com/showthread.php?t=82525

 

[Mousebaby]

One day my oldest son was having to go with his father for a week to visit and my oldest son was really upset and not wanting to go. So when his father showed up to get him my youngest son looks him dead in the face and says "you know my mom hates you!" I don't know how, but the man did not hear my son say this and I thank God cause it would have been a very awkward moment!

 

[kwillia]

My son was about 4 years old. I had to run into CVS for something and left hubby, son and baby girl in the car. While I was gone, hubby took the time to quiz Boy on personal details should he ever find himself lost and needing to get help... He began with "What's your full name?" "How old are you?" Where do you live?" "What is your phone number?" Boy was doing fine until hubby asked, "What's your father's name?" Boy said, "Daddy." Hubby said, "No, what does your mom call your father?" Boy said, "Butthead." I had to come up with a better term of endearment once I got back to the car and hubby filled me in on boy's choice of reference.

 

[Boxdyn]

When my daughter was 3, she was waiting with my ex-wife outside of the barbershop. A man came out who was bald on top but had the ring of hair around the sides. My daughter stood up and shouted, "Look what they did to his hair!"

 

[mainman]

I guess my boy was on the tail end of 4 or just 5 when we were at the Popeys in Charlotte Hall... It had only been open a few days and it was totally filled with people... Soooooooooooo, in his loud child voice in the middle of everyone he says.. There sure are alot of brown people here...

 

[pixiegirl]

Oldest pig loves the Little Rascals movie. So, we're visiting the great grandparents when daddy said something about "womans work". Well oldest pig looks at him and says "Daddy, you're part of the Heman Woman Haters Club!" It was priceless.

The best ever was when he was right about 3. He had a box of cereal with Yoda on it. He comes running up to me in the living room and asks me if he can have some Star Whores cereal. Not that he'd ever heard the word whore; it just came out that way and that's how he said it for the longest time. Real cute in front of company.

 

[terbear1225]

this thread makes me glad the piglet can't really talk yet!

 

[nomoney]

made hubby trim the bushes out front before Christmas so my christmas lights looked good, (we have manual clippers), well youngest boy (just turned 6 at the time)keeps going up to hubby and whining and bugging him that he wants to use them and he wants to trim the bushes etc...Finally after hubby saying no, no , no, no , etc... He goes "Look son, these are really sharp and they can cut your wiener off if you're not careful"...boys like "nuh-uh! no they won't!" so hubby grabs a stick and asks him, "is this stick about the size of your wee-wee?" -boy agrees, so hubby cuts it in half with the clippers. My boys face! OMG! He grabs his little package with both hands, kinda buckles at the knees - his eyes get all big and his mouth drops open

well then after thinking a bit he goes "well my wee-wees got a bone in it so that won't cut it" - I'm like " there's not bone in your wee-wee" To which I get this response: " ya-huh! The hard one does!"

 

[Mousebaby]

made hubby trim the bushes out front before Christmas so my christmas lights looked good, (we have manual clippers), well youngest boy (just turned 6 at the time)keeps going up to hubby and whining and bugging him that he wants to use them and he wants to trim the bushes etc...Finally after hubby saying no, no , no, no , etc... He goes "Look son, these are really sharp and they can cut your wiener off if you're not careful"...boys like "nuh-uh! no they won't!" so hubby grabs a stick and asks him, "is this stick about the size of your wee-wee?" -boy agrees, so hubby cuts it in half with the clippers. My boys face! OMG! He grabs his little package with both hands, kinda buckles at the knees - his eyes get all big and his mouth drops open

well then after thinking a bit he goes "well my wee-wees got a bone in it so that won't cut it" - I'm like " there's not bone in your wee-wee" To which I get this response: " ya-huh! The hard one does!"

 

[pixiegirl]

made hubby trim the bushes out front before Christmas so my christmas lights looked good, (we have manual clippers), well youngest boy (just turned 6 at the time)keeps going up to hubby and whining and bugging him that he wants to use them and he wants to trim the bushes etc...Finally after hubby saying no, no , no, no , etc... He goes "Look son, these are really sharp and they can cut your wiener off if you're not careful"...boys like "nuh-uh! no they won't!" so hubby grabs a stick and asks him, "is this stick about the size of your wee-wee?" -boy agrees, so hubby cuts it in half with the clippers. My boys face! OMG! He grabs his little package with both hands, kinda buckles at the knees - his eyes get all big and his mouth drops open

well then after thinking a bit he goes "well my wee-wees got a bone in it so that won't cut it" - I'm like " there's not bone in your wee-wee" To which I get this response: " ya-huh! The hard one does!"

This is what I have to look forward to....

 

[jms]

My son is 4 and a few weeks ago I asked him if he wanted and Ice Cream Sandwich for a snack. He said yes... and then said he would get the bread!!

 

[ocean733]

My son is 4 and a few weeks ago I asked him if he wanted and Ice Cream Sandwich for a snack. He said yes... and then said he would get the bread!!

 

[kwillia]

My son is 4 and a few weeks ago I asked him if he wanted and Ice Cream Sandwich for a snack. He said yes... and then said he would get the bread!!

This one is my favorite...

 

[CableChick]

My parents go to Miami a few times a year. When my mom and dad came home my oldest was talking to Grandma about the trip. I asked him if he wanted to go to Miami with Grandma and Grandpa one year and he said "no momma, I don't want to go to yourami."