Ponytail
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THE WASHCLOTH
Ladies this has to be
read, laughed at and passed. There isn't a woman
alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist
later in the week.. Early one morning, I received a
call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had
only just packed everyone off to work and school,
and it was already around 8:45 am The trip to his office
took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort
over hygiene when making such visits, but this time
I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So,
I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and
gave myself a quick wash in that area to make! sure I was
at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the
car r and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes
when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure
you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My,
we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't
we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and
went home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some
shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was
playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my
washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by
the sink, it had all my glitter r and s sparkles saved
inside it."
NEVER EVER GOING BACK TO THAT DOCTOR. EVER!
THE WASHCLOTH
Ladies this has to be
read, laughed at and passed. There isn't a woman
alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist
later in the week.. Early one morning, I received a
call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had
only just packed everyone off to work and school,
and it was already around 8:45 am The trip to his office
took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort
over hygiene when making such visits, but this time
I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So,
I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and
gave myself a quick wash in that area to make! sure I was
at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the
car r and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes
when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure
you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My,
we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't
we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and
went home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some
shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was
playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my
washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by
the sink, it had all my glitter r and s sparkles saved
inside it."
NEVER EVER GOING BACK TO THAT DOCTOR. EVER!
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Uh oh! We were at the post office on Saturday, and a very large man got out of the car next to us. Boy said, "He has a really big belly. Do you think he ate alot of dinner?"