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> Why parents drink...
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> The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
> sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he
> dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's
> whisper. "Hello ? "
>
> "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
>
> "Yes ," whispered the small voice.
> "May I talk with him?"
> The child whispered, "No ."
>
> Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
> Mommy there?" "Yes ."
>
> "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."
>
> Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
> asked, "Is anybody else there?"
>
> "Yes ," whispered the child, "a poli ceman ."
>
> Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
> asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
>
> " No, he's busy, " whispered the child.
>
> "Busy doing what?"
>
> "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.
>
> Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through
> the phone's handset, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
>
> "A helicopter ," answered the whispering voice.
>
> "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
>
> Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a
> helicopter ."
>
> Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
> searching for?"
>
> Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "ME ."
>
> Why parents drink...
>
> The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
> sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he
> dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's
> whisper. "Hello ? "
>
> "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
>
> "Yes ," whispered the small voice.
> "May I talk with him?"
> The child whispered, "No ."
>
> Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
> Mommy there?" "Yes ."
>
> "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."
>
> Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
> asked, "Is anybody else there?"
>
> "Yes ," whispered the child, "a poli ceman ."
>
> Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
> asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
>
> " No, he's busy, " whispered the child.
>
> "Busy doing what?"
>
> "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.
>
> Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through
> the phone's handset, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
>
> "A helicopter ," answered the whispering voice.
>
> "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
>
> Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a
> helicopter ."
>
> Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
> searching for?"
>
> Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "ME ."
