I have to tell y'all his horrible/funny story.
My neighbor, Carol, came over for awhile tonight to chit chat. Now Carol is a VERY large woman. I mean very large. I'm guessing about 350lbs. Maybe more. She's at least as big as appys av.
Anyway. She sits down in my dining room chair and starts talking. All the while she is wiggling and has this weird look on her face. I ask her what is wrong and she says, "I think something is under my chair." I am fixing coffee and she keeps trying to look under her chair with no sucess. She doesn't get up, so I come over to look and theres nothing there. She then stands up and my poor cat, Crookshanks, darts out from under her gasping for breath.
SHE WAS SITTING ON MY POOR CAT AND DIDN"T EVEN KNOW IT!
Crookshanks was fine, Just freaked out and maybe a little flatter. Poor little guy. Can you imagine?