Ladies, Here's What's Going Through Your Man's Head Right Now: 17 Things He's Thinking

[Kyle]

2. Nachos sound really good right about now.

9. How many Highlander movies did they end up making?

16. Just gonna' glance down at my biceps to make sure they still look swole. Yup.

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Ladies, Here's What's Going Through Your Man's Head Right Now: 17 Things He's Thinking

Hey ladies, have you ever just stared at your man and wondered what he was thinking? Relax! Your man isn't thinking about other women. We assembled a panel of man experts (who are men) and they've compiled a definitive list of things your man is currently pondering.

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[RoseRed]

#3 sounds like Joe Biden!

 

[Sneakers]

18: How can I hide that imminent fart without getting up?

 

[SamSpade]

Of all the "Highlander" questions - why didn't he ask "How come the SPANISH immortal has a Scottish accent, and the SCOTTISH immortal has a FRENCH accent?".

 

[SamSpade]

18: How can I hide that imminent fart without getting up?

It's too late. If your wife is like mine, she smelled that thing LAST WEEK.

 

[SamSpade]

And I can answer 4 right away - it's evident in the Tolkien books that Sauron ALWAYS presumed they would try to use the ring against him - and he was shocked to learn they would actually try and DESTROY it.