LardAss Women...........................

[nhboy]

Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly

"I love English women. The great love of my life was English. I always thought I would end up with an English girl. But I’m never getting laid in Britain ever again.

I ensured this by writing an article last week in The Times, comparing British and American women and asking why British women don’t spend the time, money and effort on their upkeep that American women do. What started out as a light-hearted, anecdotal account of my impressions of dating women on both sides of the Atlantic has exploded into a national furore."

Read his previous article too!

Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly - Times Online

 

[Toxick]

Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly

"I love English women. The great love of my life was English. I always thought I would end up with an English girl. But I’m never getting laid in Britain ever again.

I ensured this by writing an article last week in The Times, comparing British and American women and asking why British women don’t spend the time, money and effort on their upkeep that American women do. What started out as a light-hearted, anecdotal account of my impressions of dating women on both sides of the Atlantic has exploded into a national furore."

Read his previous article too!

Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly - Times Online

I have a new favourite columnist.

 

[Pete]

Nor do I suggest you take the hours per week dedicated to cultural and intellectual pursuits and use them for beauty treatments. Just take the time you dedicate to sitting on the sofa eating femur-sized Toblerones while watching EastEnders.

 

[cattitude]

YouTube - Queen Fat Bottom Girls

 

[Larry Gude]

Huh...

I described an English girl I was once set up with as “something that would surely have been happier hunting truffles in the forests of central France”.

...you could probably get away with actually saying that for a week or two here in the states.

 

[Larry Gude]

Dayum...

Well done, Britain. If what women are striving for is the ability to get hammered and fall over in the street, Britain is a feminist paradise from coast to coast

 

[vraiblonde]

...you could probably get away with actually saying that for a week or two here in the states.

Because the woman would go, "Ooooh! I love chocolate!"

 

[aps45819]

But, ladies, the only time a man will notice your shoes is if your feet are wedged on top of his shoulders bouncing either side of his head

 

[Larry Gude]

Ok...

Because the woman would go, "Ooooh! I love chocolate!"

...you're giving a lot of credit there. I was thinking more along the lines of;

"Why would you go all the way to France? You can get truffles at the Walmart."

 

[Chain729]

Original Article

Four years later, I came back and wondered: “What the hell happened to all the beautiful girls I knew?” My first assumption was that one half of them had eaten the other half and washed them down with a crate of lager.

 

[RadioPatrol]

Men will make passes, @ women who drain glasses ............