Lawn mower

[BadGirl]

I want something I don't have to *deal* with. I hate regular mowers because they don't start without massive muscling, then they want to conk out on you. I am too retarded to have something that needs to be messed with.

It just seemed no-brainer to me to have an electric one that you push a button, then it mulches for you too, so you don't have to fiddle with lawn clippings.

Not only is this a "no mess with" you can operate it with one hand, while sitting on your butt, and drinking a beer, and it's a mulcher.

 

[mainman]

You should hire Boy. He needs a job to feed his paintball habit. No mower, no gas, no fuss. We can sit on the porch drinking beer and watching him.

You're quick.. I'll give you that...


Like she would fraternize with the help, get real.......

 

[Pete]

You're quick.. I'll give you that...


Like she would fraternize with the help, get real.......

True, I would end up pushing the damn mower and Boy would be watching me from the porch.

 

[vraiblonde]

Not only is this a "no mess with" you can operate it with one hand, while sitting on your butt, and drinking a beer, and it's a mulcher.

How much do you guys want for it?

 

[itsbob]

How much do you guys want for it?

A lifetime of free Premo membership for me and BadGirl. Toss in a beer koozy and thong underwear (for me!) and we've got a deal.


Seriously, let me discuss with BadGirl and I'll get back with you.

 

[Wickedwrench]

Seriously, let me discuss with BadGirl and I'll get back with you.

:whipped:

 

[Dupontster]

Could he do it once a week or so? I would consider that, but it goofs up my exercise rationale.

I am sure we can work that out.

Just what are you talking about, Once a week or so or her exercise rationale?

 

[Nanny Pam]

No lawn mower needed, if you get yourself some farm animals. A few horses, goats, sheep, cows. :shrug:







*someone PLEASE take pictures for me*

 

[desertrat]

How much do you guys want for it?

Riding mower, good idea, but I found I still need a push mower for the tight spots. The one I have has large wheels on the back so it's easy to push and usually starts with one pull even after sitting all winter.

 

[desertrat]

No lawn mower needed, if you get yourself some farm animals. A few horses, goats, sheep, cows. :shrug:







*someone PLEASE take pictures for me*

BCP would approve.

 

[bresamil]

I considered buying one. I have only about 15 minutes that I need to use the push mower for. I don't think I would try doing a large area though. Very time consuming.

I had one and with a third of an acre it took two hours. Battery drains quick if you have to go through thick grass and the cutting width is only 14-16 inches instead of the 24 - 26 inch of a normal push mower.
The push button start was awesome, though.

 

[kwillia]

Riding mower, good idea, but I found I still need a push mower for the tight spots. The one I have has large wheels on the back so it's easy to push and usually starts with one pull even after sitting all winter.

A riding lawn mower for a 1/2 acre? That's crazy talk...

 

[desertrat]

A riding lawn mower for a 1/2 acre? That's crazy talk...

With a cup holder?

 

[Chain729]

Seems the battery would be PITA to push. Batteries and electric motors aren't light.

 

[desertrat]

Seems the battery would be PITA to push. Batteries and electric motors aren't light.

That's why they are only 18 inch cuts. Weighs the same as a regular mower, but you get to push it twice as far. Are you sold now?
Here's a Sears version.Sears

 

[desertrat]

The way to go .In my opinion.

 

[Chain729]

The way to go .In my opinion.

2K? I give it 10 minutes in my yard before it 1. gets stuck or 2. walks off.

 

[Dougstermd]

I want something I don't have to *deal* with. I hate regular mowers because they don't start without massive muscling, then they want to conk out on you. I am too retarded to have something that needs to be messed with.

It just seemed no-brainer to me to have an electric one that you push a button, then it mulches for you too, so you don't have to fiddle with lawn clippings.

PSST,

If you want a push mower

I would suggest an electric start self propelled. I have not used a push mower in 14 years until I went Home last week. I got up the first morning and cut my Dads grass.

The rear wheel drive electric start push mower. WOW I wish he had that when I lived there. And my grand mother liked it so much she bought one this weekend