lets share helpful hints with one another.

[bcp]

I will go first.

when you get your picture taken for your drivers license, make sure you are drunk off your ass.

that way if you get pulled over for dui, you will look just like the picture and have a greater chance of getting away with it.


next hint for better living?

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Always ask the cop why he isn't out chasing the real bad guys.

 

[Kain99]

Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave.

If it melts...

You are being irradiated. Take immediate action.

 

[Pete]

Always ask the cop why he isn't out chasing the real bad guys.

I generally yell out the window while he is walking up to the truck "Sorry no donuts left" then speed off.

I am lying, I respect the law and lawmen.

 

[BS Gal]

IF you get pulled over, asking the nice young hot officer to take off his shirt is probably not a good idea.

 

[Nanny Pam]

Do NOT take 2 muscle relaxers and expect to function normally.

 

[Nanny Pam]

IF you get pulled over, asking the nice young hot officer to take off his shirt is probably not a good idea.

So I guess his pants would be out of the question...

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Don't use gasoline to light your grill.

 

[RoseRed]

Don't shower with a "lit" hairdryer to save time.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Use caution when mowing grass on a steep hill with a riding mower.

 

[BS Gal]

When your hubby fills up your air mattress on a camping trip with the exhaust from his truck, it's not a good idea to try to blow it up with your lips later on in the night.

 

[RoseRed]

When your hubby fills up your air mattress on a camping trip with the exhaust from his truck, it's not a good idea to try to blow it up with your lips later on in the night.

 

[BS Gal]

Never, ever, but Ben Gay on your knees and then pull pantyhose up over your knees.

 

[Kain99]

While brushing your teeth with bleach is..... massively effective.

I don't recommend iit.

 

[Unbelievable]

Do NOT take 2 muscle relaxers and expect to function normally.

No, but if you have to deal with a very difficult individual I find it helps. It's amazing how much better "You're a f***ing moron" is received if delivered in a relaxed monotone than if in comes out in a screaming tirade (sp?).

 

[virgovictoria]

Never prep for a colonoscopy and attend a nighttime social arrangement.... thinking you'll make it home before it kicks in...

 

[RoseRed]

While brushing your teeth with bleach is..... massively effective.

I don't recommend iit.

So is PrepH...

 

[BS Gal]

"Warm" dog puke will make you gag when you pick it up with a paper towel. Let it cool for a bit.

 

[K_Jo]

Always ask the cop why he isn't out chasing the real bad guys.

My helpful hint: Don't eat too much or you will get fat.

 

[ocean733]

Never, ever, but Ben Gay on your knees and then pull pantyhose up over your knees.

I have no idea what would happen, but for some reason I just laughed.