Lice

[K_Jo]

You told me once, but didn't invite me to the secret lunch. I was so upset. Nobody PM's me about those and I am starting to feel like the forum reject.

Awww... They're the rejects. That's why I don't go to none of their damn stoopit lunches.

 

[Careyhartfan]

I got scrapies once. I had to scrape the off of my Carey Hart. Then I gave it to my dog, and it turned into lyce. I gave the dog some food with thyme in it, and it became lyme disease.

You are a freak!!!!!!!!

 

[MMDad]

You are a freak!!!!!!!!

You are calling me a freak? Please learn the following phrases:

1. Mommy, please take my computer away.

2. Daddy, please take my computer away.

3. Would you like fries with that?

 

[Careyhartfan]

You are calling me a freak? Please learn the following phrases:

1. Mommy, please take my computer away.

2. Daddy, please take my computer away.

3. Would you like fries with that?

U sound a lot like Omarosa!! Bratty!!!!!!!!!

 

[StarCat]

You are calling me a freak? Please learn the following phrases:

1. Mommy, please take my computer away.

2. Daddy, please take my computer away.

3. Would you like fries with that?

Dont argue with it, thats what it wants.

 

[MMDad]

U sound a lot like Omarosa!! Bratty!!!!!!!!!

Lets try again:

Would you like fries with that?

Mommy, please take away my computer before I prove to the world that
I am stupid.

Mommy, please let me ride the short bus without my helmet.

 

[StarCat]

Lets try again:

Would you like fries with that?

Mommy, please take away my computer before I prove to the world that
I am stupid.

Mommy, please let me ride the short bus without my helmet.

Click Here
http://forums.somd.com/showthread.php?p=1188806#post1188806 (much better entertainment)
before careyheartfan makes you start hitting your head on the monitor. It made me do it the other night and it wasnt pretty, I'm trying to save your life lol

 

[Careyhartfan]

Lets try again:

Would you like fries with that?

Mommy, please take away my computer before I prove to the world that
I am stupid.

Mommy, please let me ride the short bus without my helmet.

 

[tikipirate]

Careyhartfan -

Never mind these people. Let's get down to what you really need to know.

You obviously woke up with crotch crickets. Not to be ashamed, it happens to thousands of 14 year old girls every day. Little buggers are doing chin-ups on your belly ring.

My recommendation... Shave your little snizz, wash head-to-toe in RID, and put all of your panties in the freezer overnight. (Beware that your parent may be wise to this ploy. I always wrapped my tighty whities in butcher paper and wrote 'liverwurst' on the outside with a black crayon.)

Voila! You are vermin-free to fight again another day.

 

[Hello6]

U sound a lot like Omarosa!! Bratty!!!!!!!!!

And you sound a lot like a preview of what it's going to be like when TWL's offspring start getting online. :durHARD:

 

[Railroad]

But did you get lymes disease from your dog? :shrug:

I've never had limes disease. I've seen 'em when they have that rusty-lookin' stuff on 'em, but I've never had any. I hardly ever get limes anyway, 'specially since I quit drinking. But a scapie mite. No tellin' what they learned about limes in jail.

What's all this got to do with lice? Pilaf, maybe? Nah - this is a clean forum (more or less). Won't see much pilaf going on here. We keep our clothes ON.

 

[MMDad]

Careyhartfan -

Never mind these people. Let's get down to what you really need to know.

You obviously woke up with crotch crickets. Not to be ashamed, it happens to thousands of 14 year old girls every day. Little buggers are doing chin-ups on your belly ring.

My recommendation... Shave your little snizz, wash head-to-toe in RID, and put all of your panties in the freezer overnight. (Beware that your parent may be wise to this ploy. I always wrapped my tighty whities in butcher paper and wrote 'liverwurst' on the outside with a black crayon.)

Voila! You are vermin-free to fight again another day.

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[Careyhartfan]

Careyhartfan -

Never mind these people. Let's get down to what you really need to know.

You obviously woke up with crotch crickets. Not to be ashamed, it happens to thousands of 14 year old girls every day. Little buggers are doing chin-ups on your belly ring.

My recommendation... Shave your little snizz, wash head-to-toe in RID, and put all of your panties in the freezer overnight. (Beware that your parent may be wise to this ploy. I always wrapped my tighty whities in butcher paper and wrote 'liverwurst' on the outside with a black crayon.)

Voila! You are vermin-free to fight again another day.