Life is like toilet paper

bigtw34 · Sep 20, 2006

" Life is like a roll of toilet peper, the closer it gets to the end the faster it goes."

desertrat · Sep 21, 2006

bigtw34 said:
" Life is like a roll of toilet peper, the closer it gets to the end the faster it goes."

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, it starts out fresh and new and ends up smelling like crap six feet under ground.

bigtw34 · Sep 21, 2006

I havent heard that one before, thats a good one.

desertrat · Sep 21, 2006

bigtw34 said:
I havent heard that one before, thats a good one.

Why thank you. I actually just made that up. Shows what kind of mood I'm in today. :lmao:

Homer J · Sep 21, 2006

Life is like a crap sandwich, the more bread you have the less crap you have to eat.

thakidistight · Sep 21, 2006

Have you ever heard of John Wayne toilet paper?

Its rough as hell and dont take sh!t off nobody.

aps45819 · Sep 21, 2006

thakidistight said:
Have you ever heard of John Wayne toilet paper?

Its rough as hell and dont take sh!t off nobody.

We have that where I work :ohwell:

desertrat · Sep 21, 2006

Mama always used to tell me, "life is like a box of chocolates."