Line dance lessons

[Larry Gude]

Why is there no country bar here?

Why is there no nuclear waste dump?

Why is there no leper colony?

Why is there no open pit to hell?

It is one thing to muddle through, as a white man, some decent rock tunes and fumble about in some semblance of a vaguely repetitive mating ritual/convulsion/jumble of moving parts. It's not all that bad to be half bombed and shake my disjointed and uncoordinated ass to the thumping beats of soul and motown. Even I look good to Brick House and Play that funky music. It's even OK to stand there at weddings and flail around and mutter to the thing that is the Macaroni. It's all in good fun.

However, to be in a country bar for hours on end, to listen to twanging guitars, fiddles and yet one more line about beating the dog, cheating on the truck and driving the old lady into a ditch, or one more ode to the back 40, all to that incessant jalopy, uber honky beat that all but commands you to put your hands on your hips, slide your head back and forth like it's a drawer on top of the tool cabinet and strut about like a drunken chicken, well, I am sorry.

Have you no sense of decency?

 

[kwillia]

no, it`s called two steppin advanced. not hanky panky. Just don`t wax the soles of yr boots too much, quite slippery. Very nice country bars, & civil, not rednecky, quite nice & classy. where? I know, not there. sorry. Have a nice day y`all. & they make provisions 4 the line dancers.

Yeah, RoseRed... the location is privy so don't ask.

 

[RoseRed]

DJ Kevin Brown was given specific and explicit instructions to NOT play that song at my wedding reception no matter who asked for it...

Yeah, RoseRed... the location is privy so don't ask.

I don't want to know. :shrug:

 

[desertrat]

What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about?

 

[desertrat]

U can ask it`s no secret. Md is south of the Mason Dixon line sure, but u have to go a lot farther south, a lot farther. & no tear in yr beer hillbilly crap either. Some of the best country & southern rock bands have been discovered in these places.

Here's one for you.

 

[UpChuckMan]

I'd go dance at a country bar. Especially if they did line dance lessons before the open dancing.

Hotel Charles is considering having a country night once or twice per month (on a Friday night). If they go forward with that idea (may depend on getting a DJ) they would likely charge a $5 cover to pay for a DJ. They are not talking about have a real country band there, yet.

 

[sexy_pants]

Anyone know an instructor? I have a friend who's looking to set something up at a St. Mary's location.

TIA!

Is your friend an instructor trying to set up a class locally?? What kinda class??

 

[desertrat]

Why is there no nuclear waste dump?

Why is there no leper colony?

Why is there no open pit to hell?

It is one thing to muddle through, as a white man, some decent rock tunes and fumble about in some semblance of a vaguely repetitive mating ritual/convulsion/jumble of moving parts. It's not all that bad to be half bombed and shake my disjointed and uncoordinated ass to the thumping beats of soul and motown. Even I look good to Brick House and Play that funky music. It's even OK to stand there at weddings and flail around and mutter to the thing that is the Macaroni. It's all in good fun.

However, to be in a country bar for hours on end, to listen to twanging guitars, fiddles and yet one more line about beating the dog, cheating on the truck and driving the old lady into a ditch, or one more ode to the back 40, all to that incessant jalopy, uber honky beat that all but commands you to put your hands on your hips, slide your head back and forth like it's a drawer on top of the tool cabinet and strut about like a drunken chicken, well, I am sorry.

Have you no sense of decency?

Good one!

 

[slowlane]

Anyone know an instructor? I have a friend who's looking to set something up at a St. Mary's location.

TIA!

Not sure if this would help you: click on Southern Maryland Traditional Music and Dance

 

[Bann]

I am king of the bunny hop.

 

[Bann]

I'd go dance at a country bar. Especially if they did line dance lessons before the open dancing.

Line dancing would be fun!

 

[Bann]

What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about?

DJ Kevin Brown was given specific and explicit instructions to NOT play that song at my wedding reception no matter who asked for it...

Oops!


I think I went to HS with DJ Kevin Brown...(if it's the same Kevin Brown)

 

[Bann]

It is one thing to muddle through, as a white man, some decent rock tunes and fumble about in some semblance of a vaguely repetitive mating ritual/convulsion/jumble of moving parts. It's not all that bad to be half bombed and shake my disjointed and uncoordinated ass to the thumping beats of soul and motown. Even I look good to Brick House and Play that funky music. It's even OK to stand there at weddings and flail around and mutter to the thing that is the Macaroni. It's all in good fun.

[and did you mean the Macarena?!]

 

[tes218]

Line dancing, etc at Hotel Charles

Hotel Charles is considering having a country night once or twice per month (on a Friday night). If they go forward with that idea (may depend on getting a DJ) they would likely charge a $5 cover to pay for a DJ. They are not talking about have a real country band there, yet.

Hotel Charles is having line dancing as well as swing tonight with line dance lessons starting at 7:30. Cover charge $5.00. They are planning on doing it every other Friday night and possibly going to every Friday night depending on the crowds.

 

[Cowgirl]

Too bad Spurs is gone. I loved going there.

 

[Black-Francis]

Anyone know an instructor? I have a friend who's looking to set something up at a St. Mary's location.

TIA!

a friend .......

 

[ShyGirl]

I heard that there is a dance place in Hollywood that offers Line Dance classes. When the person described it to me, I was thinking that it might be the plaza on 235 with Cook's Liquors, Verizon and Papa Johns.

 

[tes218]

Too bad Spurs is gone. I loved going there.

Me too! Usually 2-3 times a week.

 

[tes218]

I heard that there is a dance place in Hollywood that offers Line Dance classes. When the person described it to me, I was thinking that it might be the plaza on 235 with Cook's Liquors, Verizon and Papa Johns.

Great, I'll have to see if I can find out more information on that.

 

[EmptyTimCup]

Dude, if you can two step, you're gold.

2 step, 3 step, El Paso .....