Little Pedro

citysherry

citysherry

I Need a Beer
desertrat said:
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts
his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a
white boy. His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your
father". He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad,I'm a white boy.His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother".The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira abuelita,I'm a white boy". His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends
him back to his mother.His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already don't like you Mexicans".
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Ethnic jokes are subjective in humor depending upon your personal feelings, tastes, or opinions. With that having been said, being the parent of Hispanic children, I find this thread as well as the joke offensive and stereotypical.
 
rack'm

rack'm

Jaded
citysherry said:
Ethnic jokes are subjective in humor depending upon your personal feelings, tastes, or opinions. With that having been said, being the parent of Hispanic children, I find this thread as well as the joke offensive and stereotypical.
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They don't mean nothing......:huggy:
 
virgovictoria

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
Sharon said:
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
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HAHAHAHAHAHA :killingme :lmao:

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Sharon again.
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:roflmao:
 
desertrat

desertrat

0_0
citysherry said:
Ethnic jokes are subjective in humor depending upon your personal feelings, tastes, or opinions. With that having been said, being the parent of Hispanic children, I find this thread as well as the joke offensive and stereotypical.
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If it wasn't for stereotypes most of them wouldn't be funny. Sorry, you are free to not read anything else that offends you. :howdy:
 
thakidistight

thakidistight

Wanker
citysherry said:
Ethnic jokes are subjective in humor depending upon your personal feelings, tastes, or opinions. With that having been said, being the parent of Hispanic children, I find this thread as well as the joke offensive and stereotypical.
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:wah:
 
thakidistight

thakidistight

Wanker
rack'm said:
Maybe you should leave the Kilt in the closet. :yay:
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Whats wrong with kilts?


The Scotsman


Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
 
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