Livin the "Down Low"

Beta84

They're out to get us
...and I am also hoping that some gorgeous prince charming is going to post his picture and ask me out and save me - LOL

:howdy:

me.jpg

where's your pic?
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
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I need some help finding him a new woman (his facade) so....anyone know of a naive single woman who wants him? he makes good money, has a nice truck, is pretty decent looking. He won't budge otherwise.

What is your idea of "good" money? I may know someone for him.
 

jaksprat

Member
....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

I don't know, but if he's been gobblin' goober, you may want to kiss him on the cheek from now on instead of on the lips....just sayin. :whistle:
 

Toxick

Splat
....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:


First of all, I wouldn't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was doing a search for a gay friend of his who was at work or something.


I mean, you'd be surprised at some of the gay stuff in my search history.... all for perfectly innocent distrations. In fact, I just checked my history and out of the last 12 hits, 9 of them are about gay porn sites and one is a e-harmony-like site for gay singles.

I'm not gay or anything, but I am an art aficionado, and gay porn is often very artful itself, or has links to pages that have majestic pieces of artwork which can be appreciated by homosexuals and heterosexuals alike. For instance, one of my favorite sites, "Hogz 'n' Ballz 4 Him" is very rich in color schemes that sets a mood for almost any occasion... Especially occasions where gay sex is involved.

And "Back Door Firemen" provides the crispest imagery that you have ever seen! Anyone who appreciates good photography should visit that site. I don't know what kind of cameras they use, but they're of even better quality than the "Bend Your Gay Ass Over You ####in' ######", which are phenomenal.

And if you're a web designer or a web-surfer who just likes to visit well designed, streamlined and attractive websites, you should check out, "Mollywhomp Me With Your Meatpole While I Yank Your Scro", because you'll find some of the most professional and clever web-development around.


Even better than the design on "Jizzy-beards" which won awards for several years running.


So don't jump to conclusions. Just because you visit "Hairy Meatholes", "#### Duals" or "Drown Your Gay-Ass in an Ocean of Love-Juice" doesn't mean you're gay or plan on cheating on your wife when you visit Las Vegas.
 

struggler44

A Salute to all on Watch
No no :nono: He wants a beard - a cover. This is a job opportunity for some enterprising woman, not a love connection.

LOL, I was trying to consolidate and kill two birds with one stone so this situation won't REAR it's ugly head again in the future.
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
you got it backwards....it should read "pack his crap and throw it out the door with him"

it's cold, she shouldn't be homeless because he likes dick probably more than she does right now

I think his crap has already been packed..
 

Mikeru

New Member
First of all, I wouldn't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was doing a search for a gay friend of his who was at work or something.


I mean, you'd be surprised at some of the gay stuff in my search history.... all for perfectly innocent distrations. In fact, I just checked my history and out of the last 12 hits, 9 of them are about gay porn sites and one is a e-harmony-like site for gay singles.

I'm not gay or anything, but I am an art aficionado, and gay porn is often very artful itself, or has links to pages that have majestic pieces of artwork which can be appreciated by homosexuals and heterosexuals alike. For instance, one of my favorite sites, "Hogz 'n' Ballz 4 Him" is very rich in color schemes that sets a mood for almost any occasion... Especially occasions where gay sex is involved.

And "Back Door Firemen" provides the crispest imagery that you have ever seen! Anyone who appreciates good photography should visit that site. I don't know what kind of cameras they use, but they're of even better quality than the "Bend Your Gay Ass Over You ####in' ######", which are phenomenal.

And if you're a web designer or a web-surfer who just likes to visit well designed, streamlined and attractive websites, you should check out, "Mollywhomp Me With Your Meatpole While I Yank Your Scro", because you'll find some of the most professional and clever web-development around.


Even better than the design on "Jizzy-beards" which won awards for several years running.


So don't jump to conclusions. Just because you visit "Hairy Meatholes", "#### Duals" or "Drown Your Gay-Ass in an Ocean of Love-Juice" doesn't mean you're gay or plan on cheating on your wife when you visit Las Vegas.

:killingme
 

ewashkow

New Member
If you already suspect that he might be taking it up the rear, he probably is. File for divorce under "Irreconcilable differences." If asked to further explain, be honest and have proof.
 

Macluvr

New Member
....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

I seriously have a gay cat he can snuggle up with. :jet:
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
If you already suspect that he might be taking it up the rear, he probably is. File for divorce under "Irreconcilable differences." If asked to further explain, be honest and have proof.

But...but...he makes good money!
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

If you haven't found PMs to MOJO, and it still makes a sound when he farst, i think you are ok..
 
....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

:faint:

Eeek!!! I have no clue what to say, that's crazy. Maybe you should buy him the book (http://www.thefunkstore.com/FunkStoreBookClub/March2005/BOOK-OnTheDownLow.jpg), leave it on his side of the bed with a note that says, "Yes honey, I know and I will be taking half. For now, pack your personal belongings...you're moving in with your boyfriend." Better to have PROOF though, especially for the divorce...which I of course assume will happen, since your husband's a homosexual.



Ummmmm :killingme
 
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