"last night I was walking around in the dark and got stuk in a giant pile of horse poo I could get away then all of these hoolems showed up and started throwing cow pies at me at fist I was terified once one of the pies got in my mouth-Mr Messy Pants"
Dear Mr. Messy Pants,
I'm not sure what your sad, sorry tale
has to do with giving me red karma, BUT: A few words of advice:
1. the comma is your friend; don't be shy about using it
2. 'stuck' in Line 1
3. I do believe in line 2 that you meant to say "hooligans" or "hoodlums"
4. Line 3 - do you mean 'first' in lieu of 'fist'?
5. terrified
Sorry - couldn't help myself. Correcting students' grammar is what I
do. :shrug:
Now, let us discuss your problem. Clearly, you suffer from some sort of anxiety.
We need to analyze your fantasy. My guess is that your fear of coming in contact with 'horse poo' whilst wandering around in the dark signifies a fear of something: the Forum, perhaps?
The fact that you get stuck in the horse poo (oh for Chrissakes, it's MANURE!) means that you fear becoming so involved in the Forum that you are unable to distinguish between it and reality.
The "hoolems" represent people on this Forum who have hurt your through the words of their posts, and sending you red karma.
Finally, the ingesting of the manure represents your fear of being consumed by the Forum and your tenuous hold on reality being choked right out of you.
My advice? SAVE YOURSELF!! Leave this Forum at once, before it is tooooooooo laaaaatttttteeeeeeeee. Run, Messy, RUN!!