Long time, no hear...

[Kyle]

What can I do, my dear, to catch your ear?<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>​

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I love you madly, madly, madam librarian, Marian<o></o>​

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Heaven help us, if the library caught on fire<o></o>​

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And the volunteer hose brigade men<o></o>​

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Had to whisper the news to Maaaaa-rian<o></o>​

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Madam Libraaaaaa-rian<o></o>​

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What can I do, my dear, to make it clear?<o></o>​

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I need you badly, badly, madam librarian, Marian<o></o>​

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If I stumbled and I busted my whatchamacallit<o></o>​

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I could lie on your floor unnoticed<o></o>​

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Till my body had turned to caaaaa-rrion<o></o>​

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Madam Libraaaaa-rain<o></o>​

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Now in the moonlight a man could sing it<o></o>​

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In the moonlight...<o></o>​

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And a fella would know that his darlin'<o></o>​

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Had heard every word of his song<o></o>​

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With the moonlight helping along<o></o>​

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But when I try in here to tell you dear<o></o>​

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I love you madly, madly, madam librarian, Marian<o></o>​

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It's a long lost cause, I can never win<o></o>​

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For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin<o></o>​

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Any talking out loud with any librarian<o></o>​

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Such as Maaaaa-rain, Madam libraaaaa-rian<o></o>​

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[kwillia]

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.

 

[Kyle]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in
bars.
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear pappa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies...and a bra?
...he's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

[Kyle]

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round hereShort People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

 

[Kyle]

I need to remember the day <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>

When we said goodbye for the very last time <o></o>

There was still so much to say <o></o>

But time came between us and quietly stole you away <o></o>

<o></o>

Let me remember the day<o></o>

We walk to the garden and sit for a while <o></o>

The hours are slipping away <o></o>

Still I try to hold them and freeze them in time <o></o>

So leave me believing we’ll meet here again <o></o>

Promise me some kind of sign <o></o>

<o></o>

As each day turns into night <o></o>

I blow out the candle and turn down the sheet <o></o>

And now that you’ve risen so high <o></o>

I know that you watch over me as I sleep <o></o>

Always believing we’ll meet up again <o></o>

Waiting for some kind of sign <o></o>

<o></o>

So now I remember the day <o></o>

When we said goodbye for the very last time <o></o>

But no one can take you away <o></o>

‘Cause here in my memories there’s never a very last time <o></o>

Never a very last time…. <o></o>

<o></o>

 

[vraiblonde]

Cheer up, dude

(Oooh rock me Amadeus)
Rock me Amadeus, R-R-Rock me Amadeus

Rock up, Bob, to the top

Er war ein Punker und der lebte in der großen Stadt
Es war in Wien, war Vienna, wo er alles tat
Er hatte Schulden, denn er trank, doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
Und jede rief: Come on rock me Amadeus

Er war Superstar, er war populär
Er war so exaltiert, because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose, war ein Rockidol
Und alles rief: Come and rock me Amadeus

Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Oh oh oh Amadeus

Come and rock me Amadeus

Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Oh oh oh Amadeus

Es war um 1780 und es war in Wien
No plastic money anymore, die Banken gegen ihn
Woher die Schulden kamen, war wohl jedermann bekannt
Er war ein Mann der Frauen, Frauen liebten seinen Punk

Er war Superstar, er war populär
Er war so exaltiert, because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose, war ein Rockidol
Und alles rief: Come on and rock me Amadeus

Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Oh oh oh Amadeus

Come and rock me Amadeus

Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Oh oh oh Amadeus
Come and rock me Amadeus

Baby, baby do it to me, rock me
Baby, baby do it to me, rock me
Baby, baby do it to me, rock me
Yi Yi, yaahh
Baby, baby do it to me, rock me
Baby, baby do it to me, rock me
Baby, baby do it to me, rock me

Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Oh oh oh Amadeus

Come and rock me Amadeus

Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Oh oh oh Amadeus

Amadeus

 

[vraiblonde]

Kiss - "Beth"

Just so you know, "Beth" made the Top Ten on the cringe-o-meter. Here's the list:

1. Mandy
2. Wildfire
3. Beth
4. Baby I'ma Want You
5. All Out of Love
6. I've Never Been To Me
7. Shadow Dancing
8. Playground in My Mind
9. Muskrat Love
10. Seasons in the Sun

 

[Kyle]

Too much of a downer, huh?


How about...

It was a beautiful day,
the sun beat down
I had the radio on, I was
drivin'
The trees went by, me and
Del were singin'
Little Runaway, I was
flyin'

Yeah runnin' down a dream
That never would come to
me
Workin' on a mystery,
goin' wherever it leads
I'm runnin' down a dream

I felt so good, like
anything was possible
I hit cruise control and
rubbed my eyes
The last three days the
rain was unstoppable
It was always cold, no
sun shine

Yeah runnin' down a dream
That never would come to
me
Workin' on a mystery,
goin' wherever it leads
I'm runnin' down a dream

I rolled on as the sky
grew dark
I put the pedal down to
make some time
There's something good
waitin' down this road
I'm pickin' up whatever
is mine

Yeah runnin' down a dream
That never would come to
me
Workin' on a mystery,
goin' wherever it leads
I'm runnin' down a dream
?

 

[Kyle]

I never believed in things that I couldn't see
I said if I can't feel it then how can it be
No, no magic could happen to me
And then I saw you

I couldn't believe it, you took my heart
I couldn't retrieve it, said to myself
What's it all about
Now I know there can be no doubt

You can do magic
You can have anything that you desire
Magic, and you know
You're the one who can put out the fire

You know darn well
When you cast your spell you will get your way
When you hypnotize with your eyes
A heart of stone can turn to clay
Doo, doo, doo ...

And when the rain is beatin' upon the window pane
And when the night it gets so cold, when I can't sleep
Again you come to me
I hold you tight, the rain disappears
Who would believe it
With a word you dry my tears

You can do magic
You can have anything that you desire
Magic, and you know
You're the one who can put out the fire

You know darn well
When you cast your spell you will get your way
When you hypnotize with your eyes
A heart of stone can turn to clay
Doo, doo, doo ...

And If I wanted to
I could never be free
I never believed it was true
But now it's so clear to me

You can do magic
You can have anything that you desire
Magic, and you know
You're the one who can put out the fire

You know darn well
When you cast your spell you will get your way
When you hypnotize with your eyes
A heart of stone can turn to clay
Doo, doo, doo ...

You're the one who can put out the fire
You're the one who can put out the fire
You're the one who can put out the fire ...

 

[Kyle]

Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the cover
Still I talked to your daddy he say
He said you ain't seen noting
'till you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways

I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
All the times I can remaniesse
'Cause the best thing lovin'
With her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss, like this!

See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
And your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care

So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin'
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
And I know love was here to stay
When she told me to

Walk This Way, Walk This Way
Walk This Way, Walk This Way
Walk This Way, Walk This Way
Walk This Way, Walk This Way
Ah, just give me a kiss -------- like this!

School girl Sadie with the classy kinda sassy
Little skirt climbing way up her knees
There was three young ladies in the school gym locker
When I noticed they was lookin' at me

I was a high school loser
Never made it with a lady
Till the boys told me something I missed
Then my next door neighbor
With a daughter had a favor
So I gave her just a little kiss, like this!

See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
And your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care

So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin'
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
When she told me how to Walk This Way
She told me to

Walk This Way, Talk This Way
Walk This Way, Walk This Way
Walk This Way, Talk This Way
Walk This Way, Talk This Way
Just give me a kiss -------- like this!

 

[virgovictoria]

Just so you know, "Beth" made the Top Ten on the cringe-o-meter. Here's the list:

1. Mandy
2. Wildfire
3. Beth
4. Baby I'ma Want You
5. All Out of Love
6. I've Never Been To Me
7. Shadow Dancing
8. Playground in My Mind
9. Muskrat Love
10. Seasons in the Sun

Those are ALL really good songs to love to hate (a must to love to hate or at least love for their cheesiness)! You're supposed to cringe in reverie! Especially Shadow Dancing... Visualize Andy Gibb in his tight white satin pants, swaying side to side, with a baby blue satin button up shirt, plastered smile, plastered feathered hair...

And, I must confess, Air Supply was my first ever concert... I wasn't even a teen yet - they were at the Wisconsin State Fair, way back when! HaHa!

 

[vraiblonde]

Another one high up on the cringe-o-meter...

You've got a cute way of talkin'
You've got the better of me
Just snap your fingers and I'm walkin'
Like a dog hangin' on your lead

I'm in a spin, you know
Shakin' on a string, you know

You make me feel like dancin'
I wanna dance the night away
You make me feel like dancin'
I'm gonna dance the night away
You make me feel like dancin'

I feel like dancin'
Dancin'
Dance the night away
I feel like dancin'
Dancin'
(Aaaah!)

Quarter to four in the morning
Ain't feeling tired, oh, no, no, no, no
Just hold me tight and leave on the light
'Cause I don't wanna go home

You put a spell on me
Right where you want me to be

You make me feel like dancin'
I wanna dance the night away
You make me feel like dancin'
I'm gonna dance the night away
You make me feel like dancin'

I feel like dancin'
Dancin'
Dance the night away
I feel like dancin'
Dancin'
Dance the night away
I feel like dancin'
Dancin'
Dance the night away
I feel like dancin'
Dancin'
(Aaaah!)

And if you let me stay
We'll dance our lives away

You make me feel like dancin'
I wanna dance my life away
You make me feel like dancin'
I'm gonna dance my life away
You make me feel like dancin'
I wanna dance my life away
You make me feel like dancin'

 

[vraiblonde]

God, there's just so many!

I gave a girl a ride in my wagon
She crawled in and took control
She was tired and her mind was a-draggin'
I said, "Get some sleep and dream of rock and roll."

Like a picture she was layin' there
Moonlight dancin' off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me

Her young face was like that of an angel
Her long legs were tanned and brown
Better keep your eyes on the road, son
Better slow this vehicle down

Like a picture she was layin' there
Moonlight dancin' off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me

I put her out in a town that was so small
You could throw a rock from end to end
A dirt-road Main Street, she walked off in bare feet
It's a shame I won't be passin' through again

'Cause like a picture she was layin' there
Moonlight dancin' off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me

But you know, as ghey as that song is, Sammy Kershaw does a version that's actually pretty good.

 

[vraiblonde]

I'm starting to gross myself out here..

..haha...get it? "Gross" myself out? Haha...


Another day's at end
Mama says she's tired again
No one can even begin to tell her
I hardly know what to say
But maybe it's better that way
If poppa were here I'm sure he'd tell her

Shannon is gone, I heard
She's drifting out to sea
She always loved to swim away
Maybe she'll find an island
With a shaded tree
Just like the one in our backyard

Mama tries hard to pretend
That things will get better again
Somehow she's keepin' it all inside her

But finally the tears fill our eyes
And I know that somewhere tonight
She knows how much we really miss her

Shannon is gone I heard
She's drifting out to sea
She always loved to swim away
Maybe she'll find an island
With a shaded tree
Just like the one in our back yard
Ah....
Just like the one in our back yard
Ah....

 

[vraiblonde]

In the heat of a summer night
In the land of the dollar bill
When the town of Chicago died
And they talk about it still

This one made the cringe-o-meter spike big time!

 

[Kyle]

http://alt.superstation.com/TBS/Files/Static/theme.wav

 

[Kyle]

http://phrank.com/audio/sh/season1/theme02.wav

 

[justin anemone]

Big John

Every mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive...
He stood six foot six and weighted two-forty-five...
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip...
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip, to Big John...

Big John...Big John...
Big Bad John.
Big John.
Big John.

Nobody seemed to know where John called home...
He just drifted into town and stayed all alone.
He didn't say much...kinda quiet and shy...
And if you spoke at all, you just said "hi"...to Big John...

Big John...Big John...
Big Bad John.
Big John.
Big John.

Somebody said he came from New Orleans, where he got into a fight over a Cajun Queen...
And a crushing blow from a huge right hand...
Sent a Lou'siana fellow to the promised land.
Big John.


Big John...Big John...
Big Bad John.
Big John.
Big John.


Then came the day...at the bottom of the mine...when a timber cracked, and men started cryin'.
Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast.
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last.
'Cept John.

Big John...Big John...
Big Bad John.
Big John.
Big John.

Outta the dust and the smoke of this man made hell...walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well...
Grabbed a saggin timber...and gave out with a groan...
And like a giant oak tree...just stoood there alone...big John...

BIG JOHN....

And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove....till a miner yelled out..."There's a light up above"!
And twenty men scrambled from their wood-beat grave...and now there's only one left down there to save...Big John.

Big John...Big John...
Big Bad John.
Big John.
Big John.

With Jackson Timbers...they started back down....
Then came that rumble way down in the ground.

And smoke and gas belched outta that mine....
And everybody knew it was the end of the line...for big John....

Big John...Big John...
Big Bad John.
Big John.
Big John.


Well they never reopened that worthless pit.
They just placed a marble stand in front of it.
These few words are written on that stand.
"AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS MINE..
LIES A BIG...BIG MAN.
BIG JOHN"

Big John...Big John...
Big Bad John.
Big John.
Big John.

 

[Agee]

Well I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
The don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it

Well I never been to England
But I kinda like the Beatles
Well, I headed for Las Vegas
Only made it out to Needles
Can you feel it
It must be real it
Feels so good
Oh, feels so good

Well I never been to heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter
What does it matter

Well I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
They don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it

Well I never been to heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter
What does it matter

 

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Well, who's got you in a firm grip hold
It was a warm dry night in the old town hall
The group started grooving and laying it down
Don't you know I'm never gonna do that funky sound

Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo
Go little mamma
Light my fuse
Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo
You're going out and spread the news

Well it must be something about the time of year
I'm goin' around back until you meet me there
We were rolling in the bush behind the barn
'Til my head started to ring like a fire alarm

Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo
Go little mamma
Light my fuse
Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo
You're going out and spre ad the news
Rock 'n' roll hootchie chooRock 'n' roll hootchie choo
Go little mamma
Light my fuse
Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo
You're going out and spread the news

Well I hope you all know what I'm talking about
The way you wriggle that thing it really knocks me out
I'm getting high of the jive of the old wahchoo
C'mon little baby let me do it to you

Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo
Go little mamma
Light my fuse
Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo
You're going out and spread the news
Rock 'n' roll hootchie chooRock 'n' roll hootchie choo
Go little mamma
Light my fuse
Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo
You're going out and spread the news
Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo
Go little mamma
Light my fuse
Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo
You're going out and spread the news
Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo
Go little mamma
Light my fuse
Rock 'n' roll hootchie choo Rock 'n' roll hootchie​

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Some way back- Suzie Quatro did the lyrics for this song.​

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