Long time, no hear...

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
For vrai and Larry

:flowers:

(Sung to the tune of The William Tell Overture (think of the Lone Ranger))

Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary


Pour a cheerful toast and fill it
Happy Anniversary
But be careful you don't spill it
Happy Anniversary


Ooooo Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary


(Fred and Wilma Talking)


Ooooo Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary


(Fred Talking)


Happy she and happy he
They're both as happy as can be
Celebrating merrily
their happy anniversary


(Fred and Wilma Talking)


Ooooo Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary


(Fred Talking)


Ooooo Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary


We now state emphatically
its happy anniversary
Not another day could be
a happy anniversary


Ooooo Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy (slow)
Happy (slow)
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy (fast) Anniversary!!!

:thewave:
 

tomchamp

New Member
Under my thumb
The girl who once had me down
Under my thumb
The girl who once pushed me around

It’s down to me
The difference in the clothes she wears
Down to me, the change has come,
She’s under my thumb

Ain’t it the truth babe?

Under my thumb
The squirmin’ dog who’s just had her day
Under my thumb
A girl who has just changed her ways

It’s down to me, yes it is
The way she does just what she’s told
Down to me, the change has come
She’s under my thumb
Ah, ah, say it’s alright

Under my thumb
A siamese cat of a girl
Under my thumb
She’s the sweetest, hmmm, pet in the world

It’s down to me
The way she talks when she’s spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
She’s under my thumb
Ah, take it easy babe
Yeah

It’s down to me, oh yeah
The way she talks when she’s spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
She’s under my thumb
Yeah, it feels alright

Under my thumb
Her eyes are just kept to herself
Under my thumb, well i
I can still look at someone else

It’s down to me, oh that’s what I said
The way she talks when she’s spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
She’s under my thumb
Say, it’s alright.

Say it’s all...
Say it’s all...

Take it easy babe
Take it easy babe
Feels alright
Take it, take it easy babe

j/k kidding T :huggy:
 
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dems4me

Guest
kwillia said:
Heard this on the way home... I do believe it's my favorite doors song...:dude:

Yeah
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel X2
Yeah, we're goin' to the Roadhouse
We're gonna have a real
Good time
Yeah, back at the Roadhouse they got some bungalows
Yeah, back at the Roadhouse they got some bungalows
And that's for the people
Who like to go down slow
Let it roll, baby, roll X3
Let it roll, all night long
Do it, Robbie, do it
You gotta roll, roll, roll
You gotta thrill my soul, all right
Roll, roll, roll, roll
Thrill my soul
You gotta beep a gunk a chucha
Honk konk konk
You gotta each you puna
Each ya bop a luba
Each yall bump a kechonk
Ease sum konk
Ya, ride
Ashen lady, Ashen lady
Give up your vows, give up your vows
Save our city, save our city
Right now
Well, I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer
Well, I woke up this morning, and I got myself a beer
The future's uncertain, and the end is always near
Let it roll, baby, roll X3
Let it roll, all night long

:clap: :clap: More!!! More!!!!
 
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dems4me

Guest
kwillia said:
All right, Wild child full of grace
Savior of the human race, Your cool face
Natural child, terrible child
Not your mother's or your father's child
Your our child, screamin' wild
An ancient lunatic reigns in the trees of the night
Ha, ha, ha, ha
With hunger at her heels, Freedom in her eyes
She dances on her knees, Pirate prince at her side
Starin' (starin') into a hollow idols eyes
Wild child full of grace, Savior of the human race
Your cool face, Your cool face, Your cool face
Do you remember when we were in Africa?

:clap: :clap:

Do your I Will Survive!! It's a classic!!! :flowers:
 
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dems4me

Guest
kwillia said:
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!
(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive!
'Cause as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is alive!

:killingme: :killingme: That always cracks me up!! :killingme:
 
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chaotic

This is your captain!
kwillia said:
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

But, but, but... I thought you were all for the metric system! I measure from the spleen! I'M ROUNDING UP! Yes, I have half a pack of Certs in my pocket, and I am happy to see you!
 
chaotic said:
But, but, but... I thought you were all for the metric system! I measure from the spleen! I'M ROUNDING UP! Yes, I have half a pack of Certs in my pocket, and I am happy to see you!
...and thank goodness you are a programmer and not a carpenter...:huggy:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
Speaking of which... where the heck is Sleuth these days...:confused:
I think he's found a new vocation selling baby food jar spice racks on Ebay and is racking up the $$$ there. :shrug:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Doo wop bop
When it comes to boys
Mamma always said
Never let any temptation
Go to your head

Doo wop bop
Oh but it’s so tempting so delicious
When I kiss your lips
When I feel your fingertips

Cause ooh, you my love toy
No batteries required
Ooh you’re my love toy
Wind me up and I start to move
Ooh you’re my love toy
No batteries required

No, no, no I’d be so ashamed
Beisdes I’ve got my reputation to maintain
Must you be so darn persistent
Tryin’ to make me weak
’bout to knock me off my feet

Ooh, you my love toy
No batteries required
Ooh you’re my love toy
Wind me up and I start to move
Ooh you’re my love toy
No batteries required

Doo wop bop, ooi ooi doo wop, doo wop bop
You are always on the sly
When I see you smiling
With that look in your eyes
Whispering those little secrets
You really turn me on
Doo wop bop
Makes me wanna have more fun

Ooh, you my love toy
No batteries required
Ooh you’re my love toy
Wind me up and I start to move
Ooh you’re my love toy
No batteries required
Ooh...que rico

Ooi ooi doo wop bop
No batteries required
Ooi ooi doo wop bop
Love toy
Ooi ooi doo wop bop
No batteries required
Ooi ooi doo wop bop
Love toy

:bubble:
 
Last night I had a crazy dream
About a chick in a black bikini
Oh, she looked so good
She couldn't be real
She must be a magic genie
But then she disappeared around the corner
All I saw were three doors
And the top of her bikini
I made it through the first door
There was a party going on
I asked about the chick
But what they said was freaky

Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
Don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom-boom-boom

I found the bottom half
Behind the second door
Which took me to Africa I presume
This really far out cat
Was screaming half crazy
"Bomp boom a loo bom a long bam boo"
I said, hey man
Cut that jive
And tell me where the chick went
But he looked at me
As pleased as could be
And said these words
But I wonder what he meant

Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom-boom-boom

Aaaah, don't ya jes' love it
Mmm-hum, don't ya jes' love it
Don't ya love it, don't ya love it
Oh yeah, don't ya love it
Don't ya jes' love it now

I opened the third door and there she was
And she whispered so sexy, hello-ooh
I tried to do the same
And impress her with my style
But why I said this
I'll never know

Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom-boom-boom

Don't ya know I'll

Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom-boom-boom

Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom-boom-boom


:cool:
 

tomchamp

New Member
"Cold Shot"

Once was a sweet thing, baby
Held that love in our hands
But now I reach to kiss your lips
It just don't mean a thing

And that's a cold shot, baby
Yeah that's a drag
A cold shot, babe
I've let our love go bad

Remember the way that you loved me
Do anything I say
Now I see you out somewhere
You won't give me the time of day

And that's a cold shot, girl
Yeah that's a drag
That's a cold shot, babe
We've let our love go bad

I really meant I was sorry
For ever causing you pain
You showed your appreciation
By walking out anyway

And that's a cold shot, baby
Yeah that's a drag
That's a cold shot, babe
We've let our love go bad

So sad...
Too bad...
So sad...

Don't let our true love run cold


:guitar: :guitar: :guitar:
 
(Shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby)
(Shoo-bop, shoo-bop)

Hello, stranger
(Ooh) It seems so good to see you back again
How long has it been
(Ooh, seems like a mighty long time)
(Shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby, ooh)
It seems like a mighty long time

Oh-uh-oh, I my, my, my, my
I'm so glad
You stopped by to say "hello" to me
Remember that's the way it used to be
Ooh, it seems like a mighty long time
(Shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby, ooh)
It seems like a mighty long time

(Mixture)
Lewis sings a series of
"oh-uh-oh's" on both sides of
"I'm so glad you're here again"
While backups do 7
(Shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby)'s

Oh-ahh-uh-oh
If you're not gonna stay
(Ooh) Please don't tease me
Like you did before
Because I still love you so a-a-although
It seems like a mighty long time
Shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby, ooh
It seems like a mighty long time

(Mixture)
Lewis does
"Oh-uh-oh, I my, my, my, my"
And "I'm so happy that you're here again"
And backups repeat
(Shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby) to end
 
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