Long time, no hear...

[virgovictoria]

Guess it wasn't funny when I posted it! :

 

[jazz lady]

Guess it wasn't funny when I posted it! :

All hail the NEW :ThreadNazi:

 

[kwillia]

All hail the NEW :ThreadNazi:

Dayum Air... you've been bumped already...

 

[Agee]

I wanna please my fellow music lovers

 

[jazz lady]

Dayum Air... you've been bumped already...

Oh, stop it with the cleavage thing already.

You snooze, you lose. :shrug:

 

[Agee]

Dayum Air... you've been bumped already...

I'll have to go back to wearing that pork chop around my neck

 

[kwillia]

Oh, stop it with the cleavage thing already.

You snooze, you lose. :shrug:

Oh come on... it's just a tender, motherly hug to the bosom... no harm no foul...and if he keeps his eyes closed... no cleavage...

 

[virgovictoria]

I'll have to go back to wearing that pork chop around my neck

ummmm, pork...

 

[Agee]

Oh, stop it with the cleavage thing already.

You snooze, you lose. :shrug:

 

[jazz lady]

Oh come on... it's just a tender, motherly hug to the bosom... no harm no foul...and if he keeps his eyes closed... no cleavage...

Yeah, right. He'll keep his eyes closed. Like that'll happen.

 

[jazz lady]

 

[Agee]

yeah, even singing along with a Carpenters song that just came over a co-workers radio.

We've only just begun.... la, la, la, la

 

[morganj614]

Muskrat Love, as I go work for a few.

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...

 

[jazz lady]

yeah, even singing along with a Carpenters song that just came over a co-workers radio.

We've only just begun.... la, la, la, la

STOP! That was REALLY meam.

 

[kwillia]

STOP! That was REALLY meam.

I was gonna ask you if you were free for lunch today Jazz, but all I wanna do now is

 

[jazz lady]

I was gonna ask you if you were free for lunch today Jazz, but all I wanna do now is

I've been that way for real for two days now and THAT didn't help any.

 

[jazz lady]

hey k...I think otter put a dedication in to you...

Woman oh woman
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Have you got cheating on your mind, on your mind[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Something's wrong between us [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]That your laughter cannot hide[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And you're afraid to let your eyes meet mine[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And lately when I love you, I know you're not satisfied[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Woman oh woman [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Have you got cheating on your mind, on your mind [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I've seen the way men look at you [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When they think I don't see [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And it hurts to have them think that you're that kind[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]But it's knowing that you're looking back [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]That's really killing me[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Woman oh woman [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Have you got cheating on your mind, on your mind[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A woman wears a certain look [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When she is on the move[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And a man can always tell what's on her mind[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I hate to have to say it [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]But that look's all over you[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Woman oh woman [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Have you got cheating on your mind[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Oh woman oh woman [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Have you got cheating on your mind.....[/font]</BIG>

 

[jazz lady]

and otter, a message for you...

All my friends have to ask me
Something they didn't understand
How I get all the women
In the palm of my hand
I told them

Treat her like a lady
(Treat her like, you got to, got to treat her like)
Do the best you can do
(Treat her like, you got to, got to treat her like)
You gotta treat her like a lady
And she'll give in to you
Lord, you can see you know what I mean

I know you love her like a woman
(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)
Soon take advantage of you
(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)
Let me tell you, my friend
(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)
That just ain't no substitute
(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)
You oughta

Oh, you got to love her (love her)
And tease her (tease her)
But most of all you got to please her (please her)
You got to hold her (hold her)
And want her (want her)
And make her feel you'll always need her (need her)
You know a woman (woman)
Is sentimental (woman)
And so easy (woman) to upset (woman)
So make her feel (feel)
That she's for real, yeah (real)
And she'll give you happiness
Whoa-oh strange as it seems
(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)
You know you can't treat a woman mean
(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)

So my friend, there you have it
I said it's the easy, simple way
If you fail to do this
Don't blame her if she looks my way
'Cause I'm gonna

Treat her like a lady
So affectionately
I'm gonna treat her like a lady
And she'll give in to me
Lord, you can see you know what I mean
Oh, you gotta

 

[kwillia]

Woman oh woman
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Have you got cheating on your mind, on your mind[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Something's wrong between us [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]That your laughter cannot hide[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And you're afraid to let your eyes meet mine[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And lately when I love you, I know you're not satisfied[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Woman oh woman [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Have you got cheating on your mind, on your mind [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I've seen the way men look at you [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When they think I don't see [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And it hurts to have them think that you're that kind[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]But it's knowing that you're looking back [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]That's really killing me[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Woman oh woman [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Have you got cheating on your mind, on your mind[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A woman wears a certain look [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When she is on the move[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And a man can always tell what's on her mind[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I hate to have to say it [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]But that look's all over you[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Woman oh woman [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Have you got cheating on your mind[/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Oh woman oh woman [/font]</BIG>
<BIG>[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Have you got cheating on your mind.....[/font]</BIG>

Give me a break... geez... I only asked you to lunch, Jazz... and you turned me down at that... Besides... I don't swing that way... go to Chasey...

 

[jazz lady]

Give me a break... geez... I only asked you to lunch, Jazz... and you turned me down at that... Besides... I don't swing that way... go to Chasey...

Nice way to try to cover your tracks, but is too smart for that. And leave poor innocent Chasey out of this.

You ask me to lunch the one day I'm NOT at work. I'll bet you checked the parking lot first to see if my car was there.