Long time, no hear...

[Danzig]

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I was thumbin' from montgomery
Had my guitar on my back
When a stranger stopped beside me in an antique Cadillac
Well he was dressed like 1950
Half drunk and hollow-eyed
Said "Its a long walk to Nashville
Would you like a ride, son?"
Well I sat down in the front seat and turned on the radio
Them sad old songs comin' out of them speakers was solid country gold
And I noticed the stranger was ghost-white pale
When he asked me for a light
And I knew there was something strange about this ride

(Chorus)
He said "Drifter can ya make folks cry when you play and sing?
Have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues?
Can you bend them guitar strings?"
He said "Boy can you make folks feel what you feel inside?
Cause if you're big star bound let me warn ya, its a long, hard ride"

Well he cried just south of Nashville
And he turned that car around
He said "This is where you get off boy,
I'm goin' back to Alabam"
As I stepped out of that Cadillac
I said "Mr., many thanks"
He said "You don't have to call me Mr., Mr.,
The whole world called me Hank

Chorus

If you're big star bound
Let me warn ya its a long, hard ride

 

[kwillia]

By David Allan Coe

JACK DANIELS IF YOU PLEASE KNOCK ME TO MY KNEES

YOUR THE ONLY FRIEND THERE'S HAS EVER BEEN

THAT DIDN'T DO ME WRONG

JACK DANIELS IF YOU PLEASE KNOCK ME TO MY KNEES

YOU CAN KILL THIS PAIN THAT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

SINCE MY BABIES GONE



CIGARETTES AND WHISKEY CALM MY SHAKING HANDS

I JUST LOST A LOVER TO A ONE NIGHT STAND

SOMETHING TEMPORARY TO LATE I HAD TO LEARN

IT WASN'T MEANT TO LAST, I LOST HER TO THE PAST

A BRIDGE SHE COULDN'T BURN


PROMISES WERE BROKEN DREAMS WERE TO DIE

EMPTY WORDS WERE SPOKEN TEARS WERE IN OUR EYES

SOMETHING TEMPORARY THOSE FEARS WILL FADE AWAY

PLEASE DO THE BEST YOU CAN TO HELP ME UNDERSTAND

THESE GAMES THAT PEOPLE PLAY

That be the one...

 

[kwillia]

A music related excerpt from my trip journal...

"With five hours left to go in the trip, I put on my "Alternative kwillia" CD as a change up from the constant country music that had been playing non-stop. M (my son) was not amused. Having no appreciation for high-pitched male singers nor husky female voices, M proceeded to play "guess the singer's gender" throughout the entire CD. After hearing Sheryl Crow's "Leaving Las Vegas" he loudly proclaims, "there is no doubt in my mind the only reason they ever gave her a record deal was so we could make fun of her like they did that Chinese guy, William Hung." I now begin to threaten my family that my future family vacations will be with me, myself and I..."

 

[RoseRed]

A music related excerpt from my trip journal...

"With five hours left to go in the trip, I put on my "Alternative kwillia" CD as a change up from the constant country music that had been playing non-stop. M (my son) was not amused. Having no appreciation for high-pitched male singers nor husky female voices, M proceeded to play "guess the singer's gender" throughout the entire CD. After hearing Sheryl Crow's "Leaving Las Vegas" he loudly proclaims, "there is no doubt in my mind the only reason they ever gave her a record deal was so we could make fun of her like they did that Chinese guy, William Hung." I now begin to threaten my family that my future family vacations will be with me, myself and I..."

 

[cattitude]

If not for you
Babe, I couldn't even find the door
I couldn't even see the floor
I'd be sad and blue, if not for you

If not for you
Babe, the night would see me wide awake
The day would surely have to break
It would not be new, if not for you

If not for you, my sky would fall
Rain would gather, too
Without your love I'd be nowhere at all
I'd be lost, if not for you

If not for you
The winter would hold no spring
Couldn't hear a robin sing
I just wouldn't have a clue, if not for you

If not for you, my sky would fall
Rain would gather, too
Without your love I'd be nowhere at all
I'd be lost, if not for you

If not for you
The winter would hold no spring
Couldn't hear a robin sing
I just wouldn't have a clue, if not for you

If not for you

 

[chaotic]

mom's visiting, been listening to irish music all day

In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
She wheeled a wheel-barrow through streets broad and narrow
Crying 'Cockles and Mussels a-live, a-live, oh'

A-live, a-live, oh, a-live, a-live, oh
Crying 'Cockles and Mussels a-live, a-live, oh'

She was a fishmonger, but sure 'twas no wonder
For so were her father and mother before.
They both wheeled a barrow through streets broad and narrow
Crying 'Cockles and Mussels a-live, a-live, oh'

She died of a fever, and no one could save her
And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone.
Now her ghost wheeles her barrow through streets broad and narrow
Crying 'Cockles and Mussels a-live, a-live, oh'

 

[vraiblonde]

If not for you

I love that song!

Van Halen on the brain:

Have you seen her?
So fine and pretty, fooled me with her style and ease
And I feel her from across the room
Yes, it's love in the third degree

Ooh, baby, baby
Won'tcha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby, baby
Come on, take a chance
You're old enough to dance the night away
Oh, come on, baby, dance the night away

A live wire.
Barely a beginner, but just watch that lady go
She's on fire
Cause dancing gets her higher than
anything else she knows

Ooh, baby, baby
Won'tcha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby, baby
Well, don't skip romance
Cause you're old enough to dance the night away
Oh, come on, baby, dance the night away
Dance the night away
Dance, dance, dance the night away

 

[jazz lady]

A virgin no longer...

Slot machines, that is. We had a blast at Harrington Slots but it was CROWDED due to a huge car show we didn't know about. It was a very...um...INTERESTING place to say the least.

This song somehow seems appropriate...


Would the lady care to dance?
Oh, yes! I'd love to!

(Ooooo
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)

Gotta reach Atlantic City
I'm a winner every day
Blackjack holds no attraction
Just one game I play...

Get a grip on the handle of steel
Pull slowly, watch the wheels

When you play with a slot machine
When you play with a slot machine

It's too tough don't bank the anger
A black fever takes a hold on me
I play rough don't feel the danger
Won't give, baby nothing for free

I know the number I'm dreamin' of
Its just a symbol, a matter of luck

When you play with a slot machine
(Dontcha know you play with my heart?)
When you play with a slot machine
(You're gonna tear it apart)

Stay cool hold yourself together
Keep praying that your lucks gonna turn
Don't be a fool, don't stay for ever
You know you're gonna get burned..

When you play with a slot machine
When you play with a slot machine
When you play with a slot machine
(Dontcha know you play with my heart?)
When you play with a slot machine
(Oh! No! No!)
When you play with a slot machine
When you play with a slot machine
When you play with a slot machine

Drat! I've torn my dress!
No! Really! Look...
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[Agee]

A virgin no longer...

Slot machines, that is. We had a blast at Harrington Slots but it was CROWDED due to a huge car show we didn't know about. It was a very...um...INTERESTING place to say the least.

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Saw a post from you to this effect...Suprising!

Gotta love the one-armed bandits!

 

[jazz lady]

Saw a post from you to this effect...Suprising!

Gotta love the one-armed bandits!

Surprising? You don't know me that well.

It was quite an experience. I was amazed at the noise and lights. My ears were ringing for at least an hour after we left. We didn't get there until sometime after nine and left shortly after midnight. It's probably not something I can afford to do very often as I was a major loser. But it was FUN!

It was a heck of a day Saturday. I drove to Easton, had a tour of the nursing home my sister runs, then we had a crab and beer feast poolside at her sister-in-law's house (I'm a crispy critter ) with most of her husband's family showing up then went to Harrington. Very full day!

 

[Agee]

Surprising? You don't know me that well.

Surprising you lost your gambling cherry...

 

[jazz lady]

Surprising you lost your gambling cherry...

Oh, it was long overdue, Mr. G. Long overdue. But I'm definitely making up for lost time now.

Sheesh, I should have been asleep an hour ago. Good night and pleasant dreams.

 

[RoseRed]

Valley girl
She’s a valley girl
Valley girl
She’s a valley girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a valley girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a

Like, oh my god! (valley girl)
Like - totally (valley girl)
Encino is like so #####en (valley girl)
There’s like the galleria (valley girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
It’s like so #####en cuz like everybody’s like
Super-super nice...
It’s like so #####en...

On ventura, there she goes
She just bought some #####en clothes
Tosses her head ’n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin’ in there

Anyway, he goes are you into s and m?
I go, oh right...
Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy
Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...
I’m sure! no way!
He was like freaking me out...
He called me a beastie...
That’s cuz like he was totally blitzed
He goes like bag your face!
I’m sure!

Valley girl
She’s a valley girl
Valley girl
She’s a valley girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a valley girl
So sweet ’n pure
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a
It’s really sad (valley girl)
Like my english teacher
He’s like... (valley girl)
He’s like mr. bu-fu (valley girl)
We’re talking lord God king bu-fu (valley girl)
I am so sure
He’s like so gross
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It’s like totally disgusting
I’m like so sure
It’s like barf me out...
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, y’know
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails
Are like so grody
It was like really embarrassing
She’s like oh my god, like bag those toenails
I’m like sure...
She goes, uh, I don’t know if I can handle this, y’know...
I was like really embarrassed...

Valley girl
She’s a valley girl
Valley girl
She’s a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a valley girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a valley girl
And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl)
Clean the cat box (valley girl)
I am sure
That’s like gross (valley girl)
Barf out! (valley girl)
Oh my God (valley girl)

Hi!
Uh-huh... (valley girl)
My name?
My name is ondrya wolfson (valley girl)
Uh-huh
That’s right, ondrya (valley girl)
Uh-huh...
I know
It’s like... (valley girl)
I do not talk funny...
I’m sure (valley girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (valley girl)
I am a val, I know (valley girl)
But I live like in a really good part of encino so it’s okay
(valley girl)
Uh-huh... (valley girl)
So like, I don’t know (valley girl)
I’m like freaking out totally (valley girl)
Oh my god! (valley girl)

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (valley girl)
I’m getting my braces off, y’know (valley girl)
But I have to wear a retainer
That’s going to be really like a total bummer
I’m freaking out
I’m sure
It’s like those things that like stick in your mouth
They’re so gross...
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I don’t know, it’s going to be cool, y’know
So you can see my smile
It’ll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But no biggie...
It’s so awesome
It’s like tubular, y’know
Well, I’m not like really ugly or anything
It’s just like
I don’t know
You know me, I’m like into like the clean stuff
Like pac-man and like, I don’t know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
It’s like so gross...
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And it’s like, it’s like somebody else’s food, y’know
It’s like grody...
Grody to the max
I’m sure
It’s like really nauseating
Like barf out
Gag me with a spoon
Gross
I am sure
Totally...

 

[kwillia]

Make it go away!

 

[jazz lady]

Make it go away!

THIS from the same lady who posted the lyrics for "Three's Company" earlier?

Like, for real and gag me with a spoon.

 

[kwillia]

THIS from the same lady who posted the lyrics for "Three's Company" earlier?

Like, for real and gag me with a spoon.

That was for Chasey and Morg...

 

[RoseRed]

Like, for real and gag me with a spoon.

And like, pitch me with a fork!

 

[jazz lady]

one of my favorite Styx tunes, heard on my way home tonight...

Lady, when you’re with me I’m smiling
Give me all your love
Your hands build me up when I’m sinking
Just touch me and my troubles all fade
Lady, from the moment I saw you
Standing all alone
You gave all the love that I needed
So shy, like a child who has grown

You’re my lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear, and lovely
You’re my lady

Lady, turns me on when I’m lonely
Show me all your charm
Evenings when she lays down beside me
Just take me gently into your arms

Your my lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear, and lovely
You’re my lady

Lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear, and lovely
You’re my ... lady

 

[jazz lady]

More Styx...one for Mr. Gasm...

Take me back to my boat on the river
I need to go down, I need to come down
Take me back to my boat on the river
And I won’t cry out any more
Time stands still as I gaze in her waters
She eases me down, touching me gently
With the waters that flow past my boat on the river
So I don’t cry out anymore

Oh the river is wide
The river it touches my life like the waves on the sand
And all roads lead to tranquillity base
Where the frown on my face disappears
Take me down to my boat on the river
And I won’t cry out anymore

Oh the river is deep
The river it touches my life like the waves on the sand
And all roads lead to tranquillity base
Where the frown on my face disappears
Take me down to my boat on the river
I need to go down, with you let me go down
Take me back to my boat on the river
And I won’t cry out anymore
And I won’t cry out anymore
And I won’t cry out anymore

 

[jazz lady]

styx...such an upbeat song...*lol*

Day into night she’s with me
How sweet is her warm embrace
Safe in the scent of jasmine
So safe in her gold and lace

Mornings I find, she’s left me
So cold so alone, but aware
I try to escape, she finds me
Oh run though I may, she’s there, there, there, there, there...

Luck is a lady whose smile is as cold as a stone
She’ll bring you things, many things you might never have known
But when your die is cast she’ll have the final laugh at you
She’ll lock you in a duel, where you come out the fool

Beware of the queen of spades
Her black widow’s curse might find you yet
Beware of a love that you will regret
Her love means only your death

Day into night she’s with me
Turn of a card, she’s there
The first time is free, you know
But from now on, pay me, me, me, me, me...

Beware of the queen of spades
Her black widow’s curse might find you yet
Beware of a love that you will regret
Her love means only your death