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vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
My former theme song:

I don't care about your karma.
I don't care about what's hip.
No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do.
I won't swim in your Jacuzzi.
You can't make me settle down.
I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch and scream until I'm blue.

I may as well be hyper,
As long as I'm still around.
'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back,
When I'm six feet under ground.

(chorus)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
When are you Cosmic cowboys
Gonna get it through your head.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

I can't stand the smell of incense.
I don't really like to jog.
No Joni Mitchell eight-tracks in my car.
I hate anything organic.
Even health food makes me sick.
You won't catch me sipping Perrier down in some sushi bar.

I tell you, now's the time to go for
All the gusto you can grab.
You'll have plenty of time to be low-key
When you're laid out on the slab.

(chorus)

I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene.
I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans.
No redwood hot tub to my name.
I got all that I want, and if it's all the same to you,
I don't need a course in self-awareness
To find out who I am.
And I'd rather have a Big Mac or a Jumbo Jack
Than all the bean sprouts in Japan!

So don't ask me what I'm into.
I don't need to prove I'm cool.
I'll break your arm, if you ask me what's my sign.
I won't tell you where my head's at.
I don't need to see no shrink.
Psychosis may be in this year, but I'm really not that kind

And I'm in no hurry to be casual.
In fact I think I'll wait
Until I'm pushing up the daisies.
Like, wow, man, can you relate?

I'll be mellow when I'm dead,
I'll be mellow when I'm dead,
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
 

AMP

Jersey attitude.
Well, my time went so quickly
I went lickety-splitly out to my old fifty-five
As I pulled away slowly, feelin' so holy,
God knows I was feelin' alive
And now the sun's comin' up
I'm ridin' with Lady Luck
Freeway cars and trucks

Stars beginning to fade, and I lead the parade
Just a wishin' I'd stayed a little longer
Lord, don't you know the feelin's gettin' stronger

Six in the morning, gave me no warnin'
I had to be on my way
Now the cars are all passin' me,
Trucks are all flashin' me
I'm headed home from your place

And now the sun's comin' up
I'm ridin' with Lady Luck
Freeway cars and trucks

Stars beginning to fade, and I lead the parade
Just a wishin' I'd stayed a little longer
Lord, don't you know, the feelin's gettin' stronger

Well, my time went so quickly
I went lickety-splitly out to my old fifty-five
As I pulled away slowly, feelin' so holy,
God knows I was feelin' alive
And now the sun's comin' up, yes it is
I'm ridin' with Lady Luck
Freeway cars and trucks
Freeway cars and trucks,
Ridin' with Lady Luck
Freeway cars and trucks,
Ridin' with Lady Luck
Freeway cars and trucks
Ridin' with Lady Luck...
 

Agee

Well-Known Member
RoseRed said:
Only if he has to many cheez-its and lite. :shrug:
:lmao:

So, if I see him out and about. I can buy him Cheez-its, or I can buy him Lite. But don't buy him Cheez-its and Lite. :yay:
 
I sing this to my Maria when I tuck her in at bedtime most nights... :smile:

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day.
When it's cold outside I've got the month of May.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl).

I've got so much honey the bees envy me.
I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl).

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Ooooh.

I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I've got all the riches baby one man can claim.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl).

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
With my girl.
I've even got the month of May
With my girl
 

Agee

Well-Known Member
AMP said:
Well, my time went so quickly
I went lickety-splitly out to my old fifty-five
As I pulled away slowly, feelin' so holy,
God knows I was feelin' alive
And now the sun's comin' up
I'm ridin' with Lady Luck
Freeway cars and trucks
Great Song! Haven't heard that one in a while. I can sing it in my head, but the artist escapes me.

Pure Prarie League, Eagles, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band ?
 

Agee

Well-Known Member
kwillia said:
Searching for songs on iTunes may just rejuvinate this thread...:banana:

Tho this song isn't the same without the music...

The Staple Singers.... I'll Take You There
Rejuvinate this thread! Probably the longest running thread on the forums in quite some time. It still rocks!

BTW, love that song.
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
Searching for songs on iTunes may just rejuvinate this thread...:banana:

Tho this song isn't the same without the music...

The Staple Singers.... I'll Take You There

Okay... First of all, missy.... :taptaptap: this thread may have a lull or two, me being the biggest slacker, but it's growing just fine!

Second.... This song can move me without music ANY DAY~~~

And FINALLY -- AIN'T NOBODY CAN SING IT LIKE A WINANS!! :banana:
 
K

Kizzy

Guest
It is so tempting to post some cuss word rap song in this thread. But, I'll get terminated along with the thread. :ohwell:
 

AMP

Jersey attitude.
Airgasm said:
Great Song! Haven't heard that one in a while. I can sing it in my head, but the artist escapes me.

Pure Prarie League, Eagles, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band ?

Eagles!

It is such a mournful tune, but I like it.
 

Agee

Well-Known Member
The Drifters

When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below can't bother me
Let me tell you now

When I come home feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (up on the roof)


At night the stars put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me

I keep a-tellin' you

Right smack dab in the middle of town
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (up on the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Up on the roof (up on the roof)
Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
When the sun beats down
And burns the tar up on the roof
And your shoes get so hot
You wish your tired feet were fireproof

Under the boardwalk
Down by the sea
On a blanket with my baby
Is where I'll be

(Under the boardwalk) Out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be having some fun
(Under the boardwalk) People walking above
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be making love
(Under the boardwalk, boardwalk)

From the park you'll hear
The happy sound of a carousel
You can almost taste the hot dogs
And french fries they sell

Under the boardwalk
Down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby
Is where I'll be

(Under the boardwalk) Out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be having some fun
(Under the boardwalk) People walking above
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be making love
(Under the boardwalk, boardwalk)

Oh, under the boardwalk
Down by the sea
On a blanket with my baby
Is where I'll be

(Under the boardwalk) Out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be having some fun
(Under the boardwalk) People walking above
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be falling in love
(Under the boardwalk, boardwalk)
 

Agee

Well-Known Member
Kizzy said:
It is so tempting to post some cuss word rap song in this thread. But, I'll get terminated along with the thread. :ohwell:
Come on Kizzy, live on the edge. I'll go first.

Come on Baby *&*^%%&^%#^#^&&*)(_
Love to ****(*&(*^(^*&%*%^%^%
And ^%*&)(&)()*_&^%&^$%##@@#@@#
Then, $$$$###^&****)()()()(
And when I through, bump it one more time &&&*^%^%(*****(89*((**89

:cool:
 
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