Long time, no hear...

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
FromTexas said:
Someone is belittling Huskies in the Life in Southern MD forum VV... :whistle:
:mad: I love Huskies. My favorite dog ever was a Husky-Shepherd that I was telling VV about tonight. You're just a big meamie, FT. :bawl:
 

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
jazz lady said:
:mad: I love Huskies. My favorite dog ever was a Husky-Shepherd that I was telling VV about tonight. You're just a big meamie, FT. :bawl:

I didn't pick on them. I was arguing for them and directed her attention so she could do the same... :neener:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
FromTexas said:
I didn't pick on them. I was arguing for them and directed her attention so she could do the same... :neener:
Oops. Guess I shouldn't of had that last drink. :drunk:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you’d see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you’ll never hear me complain

’cause I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I’ll be okay
I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I’ve got friends in low places.

Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don’t belong
But then, I’ve been there before
Everything’s all right
I’ll just say goodnight
And I’ll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn’t mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I’ll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you’re livin’ in

’cause I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I’ll be okay
I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I’ve got friends in low places.

I guess I was wrong
I just don’t belong
But then, I’ve been there before
And everything is alright
I’ll just say goodnight
And I’ll show myself to the door
I didn’t mean to cause a big scene
Just wait ’til I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady
I’ll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ass

’cause I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I’ll be okay
I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I’ve got friends in low places.

:cheers:
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
Hey Baby, jump over here;
When you do the Ooby Dooby I gotta be there;
CHORUS:
Ooby Dooby, Ooby Dooby, Ooby Dooby, Ooby Dooby,
Ooby Dooby Ooby Dooby Ooby Dooby
Ooby doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah.

Well, you wiggle to the left, you wiggle to the right;
You do the Ooby Dooby with all your might;

CHORUS

Well, you wiggle an' you shake like a big rattlesnake;
You do the Ooby Dooby till you think you're gonna break.

CHORUS

I'm movin' and struttin' 'cause now I know
How to do the Ooby Dooby, baby, let's go.

CHORUS

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Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
Well, when I was a kid I'd take a trip every summer down the Mississippi
To visit my granny in her antebellum world
I'd run barefooted all day long climbin' trees free as a song
And one day I happened to catch myself a squirrel
Well, I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, punched a couple of holes in the top
And when Sunday came I snuck him into Church
I was sittin' way back in the very last pew showin' him to my good buddy Hugh
When that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk
Well, what happened next is hard to tell
Some thought it was heaven others thought it was hell
But the fact that something was among us was plain to see
As the choir sang "I Surrender All" the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls
Harv leaped to his feet and said, "Somethin's got a hold on me", Yeow!



Chorus
The day the squirrel went berserk

In the First Self-Righteous Church
In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin'
Some thought he had religion others thought he had a demon
And Harv thought he had a weed eater loose in his Fruit-Of-The-Looms
He fell to his knees to plead and beg and the squirrel ran out of his britches leg
Unobserved to the other side of the room
All the way down to the amen pew where sat Sister Bertha better-than-you
Who'd been watchin' all the commotion with sadistic glee
But you should've seen the look in her eyes
When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs
She jumped to her feet and said "Lord have mercy on me"
As the squirrel made laps inside her dress
She began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame
She told of gossip and church dissension but the thing that got the most attention
Was when she talked about her love life and then she started naming names



Chorus
The day the squirrel went berserk

In the First Self-Righteous Church
In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

Well seven deacons and the pastor got saved,
Twenty-five thousand dollars was raised and fifty volunteered
For missions in the Congo on the spot
Even without an invitation there were at least five hundred rededications
And we all got baptized whether we needed it or not
Now you've heard the bible story I guess
How he parted the waters for Moses to pass
Oh the miracles God has wrought in this old world
But the one I'll remember 'til my dyin' day
Is how he put that Church back on the narrow way
With a half crazed Mississippi squirrel



Chorus
The day the squirrel went berserk

In the First Self-Righteous Church
In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They was jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Kyle said:
Chorus
The day the squirrel went berserk


In the First Self-Righteous Church
In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They was jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

:lmao: I love Ray Stevens! :clap:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
One for my nephew and his bride-to-be...

Going to the chapel
And we’re gonna get married
Going to the chapel
And we’re gonna get married

Gee I really love you
And we’re gonna get married
Going to the chapel of love

(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)

Spring is here (ooo-ooo-ooo)
The sky is blue (sky is blue)
Birds all sing (oh the birds all sing)
Like they do (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Today’s the day (wah-hooo-oooo)
We’ll say I do (ooo-oooo)
And we’ll never be lonely anymore

(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)

Because we’re
Going to the chapel
And we’re gonna get married
Going to the chapel
And we’re gonna get married

Gee I really love you
And we’re gonna get married
Going to the chapel of love

(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)

Bells will ring (ri-ii-iing) (bells will ring)
The sun will shine (hey hey hey yeah) (the sun will shine)
I’ll be hers (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) (I’ll be hers)
And she’ll be mine (oh oh oh oh oh oh oh) (and she’ll be mine)
We’ll love until (we’ll love until) (hey hey hey) (we’ll love until)
The end of time (ooo hooo) (the end of time)
And we’ll never be lonely anymore

(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)

Because we’re
Going to the chapel
And we’re gonna get married
Going (goin’) to the chapel
And we’re gonna get married
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
imho, the prettiest wedding song ever...

He is now to be among you at the calling of your hearts
Rest assured this troubador is acting on his part.
The union of your spirits, here, has caused him to remain
For whenever two or more of you are gathered in his name
There is love. there is love.

A man shall leave his mother and a woman leave her home
And they shall travel on to where the two shall be as one.
As it was in the beginning is now and til the end
Woman draws her life from man and gives it back again.
And there is love. there is love.

Well then what’s to be the reason for becoming man and wife?
Is it love that brings you here or love that brings you life?
And if loving is the answer, then who’s the giving for?
Do you believe in something that you’ve never seen before?
Oh there’s love, there is love.

Oh the marriage of your spirits here has caused him to remain
For whenever two or more of you are gathered in his name
There is love. there is love.
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
for RR...

Huh!
American woman
Stay away from me
American woman
Mama let me be
Don’t come hare hanging around my door
I don’t want to see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin’ old with you
Now woman
Stay away
American woman
Listen what I say

American woman
Get away from me
American woman
Mama let me be
Don’t come here knocking around my door
I don’t want to see your shadow no more
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now woman
Get away
American woman
Listen what I say

Huh!
American woman
I said get way
American woman
Listen what I say
Don’t come hanging around my door
Don’t want to see your face no more
I don’t need your war machines
I don’t need your ghetto scenes
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now woman
Get away
American woman
Listen what I say

American woman
Get away from me
American woman
Mama let me be
I gotta go
I gotta get away
And I gotta go
I wanna fly away

I’m gonna leave you, woman
I’m gonna leave you, woman
I’m gonna leave you, woman
I’m gonna leave you, woman

Bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye, bye bye

American woman
You’re no good for me
And I’m no good for you
American woman
I’m looking at you right in the eye
And tell you what I’m gonna do
American woman

I’m gonna leave you woman
You know I gotta go

I’m gonna leave you woman
I gotta go
Iiiiii gotta go
I gotta go american woman yeah

:dude:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
now playing on the ra-did-io...bs&t...

What goes up
Must come down
Spinning wheel
Got to go around
Talkin' 'bout your troubles
It's a cryin' sin
Ride a painted pony
Let the spinning wheel spin

You got no money
You got no home
Spinning wheel
All alone
Talkin' 'bout your troubles and you
You never learn
Ride a painted pony
Let the spinning wheel turn


Did you find
Your directing sign
On the straight and narrow highway
Would you mind a reflecting sign
Just let it shine
Within your mind
And show you, the colors
That are real

Someone's waiting
Just for you
Spinning wheel
Spinning true
Drop all your troubles by the riverside
Ride a painted pony
Let the spinning wheel fly


:getdown:





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jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Hey tomchamp and Airgasm

LONDON (Reuters) - Four members of seminal British rock band Pink Floyd will play together for the first time in 24 years at London's Live 8 charity concert for Africa on July 2, publicists for the event said on Sunday.

Guitarist David Gilmour, drummer Nick Mason, and keyboard player Richard Wright will be on stage with bassist Roger Waters for their first public performance since they played at London's Earls Court in 1981.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/leisure_pinkfloyd_dc;_ylt=AknokIdQ3DOHJPBEky.YPcys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bm5xNHVjBHNlYwNtcA--

:clap: :clap: :clap:

I hope they broadcast it here in the States! :yay:
 

morganj614

New Member
I ain't never been with a woman long enough
For my boots to get old
We've been together so long now
They both need resoled
If I ever settle down
You'd be my kind
And it's a good time for me
To head on down the line

Heard it in a love song
Heard it in a love song
Heard it in a love song
Can't be wrong

I'm the kinda man who likes to get away
Likes to start dreamin about tomorrow today
Never said that I loved you
Even though it's so
Where's that duffle bag of mine
It's time to go

Heard it in a love song
Heard it in a love song
Heard it in a love song
Can't be wrong

[Instrumental Interlude]

I'm gonna be leavin' at the break of dawn
Wish you could come but
I don't need no woman taggin' along
Always something greener
On the other side of that hill
I was born a wrangler and a rambler
And I guess I always will

Heard it in a love song
Heard it in a love song
Heard it in a love song
Can't be wrong
 

morganj614

New Member
Used to be so easy to give my heart away
But I found out the hard way
There's a price you have to pay
I found out that love was no friend of mine
I should have known time after time

So long, it was so long ago
But I've still got the blues for you

Used to be so easy to fall in love again
But I found out the hard way
It's a road that leads to pain
I found that love was more than just a game
You're playin' to win
But you lose just the same

So long, it was so long ago
But I've still got the blues for you

So many years since I've seen your face
Here in my heart, there's an empty space
Where you used to be

So long, it was so long ago
But I've still got the blues for you

Though the days come and go
There is one thing I know
I've still got the blues for you.
 

morganj614

New Member
If I listened long enough to you
I’d find a way to believe that it’s all true
Knowing that you lied straight-faced while I cried
Still I look to find a reason to believe

Someone like you makes it hard to live without
Somebody else
Someone like you makes it easy to give
Never think about myself

If I gave you time to change my mind
I’d find a way just to leave the past behind
Knowing that you lied straight-faced while I cried
Still I look to find a reason to believe

If I listened long enough to you
I’d find a way to believe that it’s all true
Knowing that you lied straight-faced while I cried
Still I look to find a reason to believe

Someone like you makes it hard to live without
Somebody else
Someone like you makes it easy to give
Never think about myself
 
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