Look at what I found today!

[Miss_Daisy]

What the hell is this thing? I barked at it, and clawed it...it didn't do anything! It didn't bark, it didn't bite, it just sat there! But, damn, it stunk! I drove master crazy all morning, in and out, in and out...He wouldn't keep me outside long enough to find it! I knew it was out there, I just couldn't find it. Then, finally, there it was. !!! And it's in my yard!!!But, I still don't know what it is !!

 

[Sharon]

Bear thinks they're walking balls and brings them home on the deck to play.

 

[vraiblonde]

Dear Miss Daisy,

I have a problem with you calling the guy that feeds you "Master". What is this - an episode of "I Dream of Jeannie"? I am hereby inviting you to an evening of fun and frivolity at Christy's house so we can set you straight. He'll be begging at YOUR feet in no time.

Your friend,
Vrai

 

[huntr1]

That looks like one big turtle.


Miss Daisy,

I hear turtle is really good with a side of leather jacket.

Huntr

 

[Ponytail]

Originally posted by huntr1
That looks like one big turtle.


Miss Daisy,

I hear turtle is really good with a side of leather jacket.

Huntr

Please don't encourage her. Her chewing on my leather riding jacket is what got her her first ever beating. It worked. She hasn't gone near it since. It's been 5 years.

 

[Miss_Daisy]

Originally posted by Ponytail
Please don't encourage her. Her chewing on my leather irding jacket is what got her her first ever beating. It worked. She hasn't gone near it since. It's been 5 years.

I remember that. And that's not why I haven't touched it. If you remember I took one small little nibble out of it. It tasted like camel you cheap bastard..errr...I mean, master. Whatever its is, it ain't from around here!

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Dear Miss Daisy,

I have a problem with you calling the guy that feeds you "Master". What is this - an episode of "I Dream of Jeannie"? I am hereby inviting you to an evening of fun and frivolity at Christy's house so we can set you straight. He'll be begging at YOUR feet in no time.

Your friend,
Vrai

Thanks vrai, but no thanks. I've been there before and was not welcomed at all. There is a very old, and very crotchety dog there. And all I got from him was : and and barking and yelling... geez he was an ass. By the way he was carrying on, you would have thought that I had taken his last tooth. Nope, I'm not going back there. How can anyone think with all that noise? Nice house, nice masters, just a total whackjob of a dog.

Thanks for thinking of me though.

Woof.

Daisy

 

[RoseRed]

Originally posted by Ponytail
irding jacket

Is that something you wear when snipe hunting?

 

[Ponytail]

Originally posted by RoseRed
Is that something you wear when snipe hunting?

Not me, but the people that I have taken snipe hunting may have worn one. I don't remember all the rules of engagement that I may have professed over the years.

 

[RoseRed]

I didn't know there were rules for that. Learn something new every day.