Low-rise no-no

[Cowgirl]

Ladies, when wearing low-rise jeans, please don't stoop down. I got a shot of a full crack yesterday in walmart. I did not need to see some girl's butt crack. I'm not talking about a little hint of crack..I swear I saw the whole thing. How she didn't realize her whole rear was hanging out is beyond me. Low-rise plumber's crack is .

 

[mrweb]

Ladies, when wearing low-rise jeans, please don't stoop down. I got a shot of a full crack yesterday in walmart. I did not need to see some girl's butt crack. I'm not talking about a little hint of crack..I swear I saw the whole thing. How she didn't realize her whole rear was hanging out is beyond me. Low-rise plumber's crack is .

That problem was solved with my 20 something daughter. Mom kept trying to explain to her about the low-rise jeans and how she has to be careful about bending over and stooping down. Daughter just dismissed this. Well, Mom and she were in a store, she stooped down to get something off a low shelf and she was showing the world way too much. Mom took a photo with the trusty cell phone and handed it to her. She started dressing better the very next day.

 

[aps45819]

Ladies, when wearing low-rise jeans, please don't stoop down. I got a shot of a full crack yesterday in walmart. I did not need to see some girl's butt crack. I'm not talking about a little hint of crack..I swear I saw the whole thing. How she didn't realize her whole rear was hanging out is beyond me. Low-rise plumber's crack is .

MYOB

 

[baileydog]

MYOB

You show your ass in public that makes it everybodys business.

 

[bohman]

Ladies, when wearing low-rise jeans, please don't stoop down. I got a shot of a full crack yesterday in walmart. I did not need to see some girl's butt crack. I'm not talking about a little hint of crack..I swear I saw the whole thing. How she didn't realize her whole rear was hanging out is beyond me. Low-rise plumber's crack is .

I bet if you'd "accidentally" dropped something down the back of her pants she'd have gotten the hint.

"Oops! Dropped my pen!"

 

[Cowgirl]

MYOB

It really wasn't that attractive!

 

[Christy]

MYOB

Ahhh, the difference between men and women, you would NEVER ever see a woman go all weak in the knees over some man's ass crack hanging out his pants.

 

[Cowgirl]

Ahhh, the difference between men and women, you would NEVER ever see a woman go all weak in the knees over some man's ass crack hanging out his pants.

Amen to that!

 

[Ehesef]

I bet if you'd "accidentally" dropped something down the back of her pants she'd have gotten the hint.

"Oops! Dropped my pen!"

You shoulda dropped a quarter in the slot and said "Thanks for the show"

 

[Suz]

That problem was solved with my 20 something daughter. Mom kept trying to explain to her about the low-rise jeans and how she has to be careful about bending over and stooping down. Daughter just dismissed this. Well, Mom and she were in a store, she stooped down to get something off a low shelf and she was showing the world way too much. Mom took a photo with the trusty cell phone and handed it to her. She started dressing better the very next day.

I can see R doing this!!!

 

[Sharon]

You shoulda dropped a quarter in the slot and said "Thanks for the show"

Post of the day!

 

[oldman]

The po-po arrests people daily for possession of crack. Under the Democratic leadership simple possession of a crack could land one in jail. Plumbers and low rider wearers beware.

 

[Eventer29]

uck, cant stand seein crack, on girls or guys! I get paranoid if i am wearing pants that when i bend over they come anywhere near my crack. Please keep your crack to yourselves!

 

[Toxick]

Ahhh, the difference between men and women, you would NEVER ever see a woman go all weak in the knees over some man's ass crack hanging out his pants.

I bet that seriously depends on the quality of the asscrack in question.


The asscrack of a 250 pound furball plumber is one thing.

But if some bronzed 25 year old dude with a hairless rippling back with no butt-hair grabs a soda off the bottom rack, and you caught a peek of an inch or so of the cleavage between two cannonball-like gluteous maximi, there'd be a small amount of dribble in the corners of your mouth.

Don't deny it.

 

[Christy]

I bet that seriously depends on the quality of the asscrack in question.


The asscrack of a 250 pound furball plumber is one thing.

But if some bronzed 25 year old dude with a hairless rippling back with no butt-hair grabs a soda off the bottom rack, and you caught a peek of an inch or so of the cleavage between two cannonball-like gluteous maximi, there'd be a small amount of dribble in the corners of your mouth.

Don't deny it.

Nope, it is still not attractive. It's gotta be the whole butt, posed fashionably, or not butt at all. Butt cracks, do nothing for me, or most women for that matter.

 

[Toxick]

I bet that seriously depends on the quality of the asscrack in question.


The asscrack of a 250 pound furball plumber is one thing.

But if some bronzed 25 year old dude with a hairless rippling back with no butt-hair grabs a soda off the bottom rack, and you caught a peek of an inch or so of the cleavage between two cannonball-like gluteous maximi, there'd be a small amount of dribble in the corners of your mouth.

Don't deny it.

I've spent way too much time in the Smicker's bar threads this morning.


I'm outta here - before I'm forced to rip out a patch of chest-hair.

 

[Cowgirl]

Low-rise no-no 02-07-2007 10:29 AM gee, with name like cowgirl, who would have thought you'd be jealous of some hottie in small jeans


Please, this girl was the opposite of a hottie in small jeans.

And I chose the name cowgirl because at the time I signed up I was working on a cattle farm, K?