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24/7 Single Dad
Ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you." replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young
woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big-time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
Fantastic!" exclaimed the bar rman. "You 're a lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno... never found the head..."
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you." replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young
woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big-time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
Fantastic!" exclaimed the bar rman. "You 're a lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno... never found the head..."
