Macron "Ouch!"

[RoseRed]

 

[RoseRed]

 

[Hijinx]

25 years his senior, rumored to have been born a man.
He claims she was joking. But then he walks out alone and she has to catch up. No holding hands down the stairs.
The joke probably wasn't very funny.

Time to trade his/her nasty 70 year old butt for two 35's.

 

[WingsOfGold]

She be pissed

 

[TPD]

That's the thing with a woman - they don't care when/where they bitch slap you - they don't mind causing a big scene in public. Ask me how I know....

 

[RoseRed]

That's the thing with a woman - they don't care when/where they bitch slap you - they don't mind causing a big scene in public. Ask me how I know....

I've never done that.

 

[RoseRed]

 

[phreddyp]

I've never done that.

Bucket list?

 

[RoseRed]

Bucket list?

Naw.

 

[gary_webb]

That's the thing with a woman - they don't care when/where they bitch slap you - they don't mind causing a big scene in public. Ask me how I know....

How do you know? Please be specific, and personal.

Thanks!

 

[gary_webb]

No thanks, but Drew Barrymore will do in a pinch.

 

[PJay]

She be pissed

"Since Bridgette Macron is in the news, it seems like a good time to remind everyone that "she" packs wedding tackle under that dress. A good question to ask is why do so many world leaders have a he/she as a wife and hide it from the public? This is especially weird since they promote transgenderism at every turn. So, why do they lie about this? Oh, and Michelle Obama aside, here's a recent image of French President Macron with Bridgette alongside Olaf Scholz (former Chancellor of Germany) and his 'wife' on the right. Weird, right?"

 

[Sneakers]

Where's Crocodile Dundee when you need him?

 

[AnthonyJames]

I would not be surprised if Macron retires to the capital of Austria. He seems very fond of their style of sausages.

 

[DaSDGuy]

Yoda had to pay his way through school somehow.

 

[RoseRed]

Yoda had to pay his way through school somehow.

Yoda? That's ET.

 

[DaSDGuy]

Yoda? That's ET.

 

[Kyle]

Yoda had to pay his way through school somehow.

He was the Padawan servicing all the Pedawans?

 

[LightRoasted]

For your consideration ...


I remember the 70's, and 80's, and 90's, and don't ever think I've seen a fella dance like this when bar hopping. Maybe French culture is different?

 

[Gilligan]

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-macron-team-up-to-form-support-group-for-battered-and-abused-world-leaders?utm_source=The Babylon Bee Newsletter&utm_medium=email

The idea to put together a formal support group was born out of a phone conversation after Macron's humiliating beat-down by his wife Brigitte. Macron reportedly reached out to Biden, another abused politician, to gauge his interest.

"Hot dog, Macron! That's the most swell idea I've heard since that time that clean young negro boy Obama told me to run for President," Biden reportedly said during the phone call. "We're going to help people. No, I'm serious. Not a joke, man. Think about it. My flimgizzdle has a chicken on the gribble, Jack."