https://babylonbee.com/news/french-president-macron-claims-he-fell-down-the-stairs-again
When asked for comment, the French First Lady corroborated her husband's account of the events. "Yes, it was the stairs," she told a reporter. "Maybe the stairs had just had enough of that stupid look on his face and decided to do something about it. Maybe he should learn to keep his mouth shut so that the stairs don't have to keep straightening him out. He should try just doing what the stairs tell him to do the first time, and things won't get so ugly."