Male plumbing...

[Chain729]

You're supposed to call paramedics at the 4 hour mark?

 

[Larry Gude]

No...

You're supposed to call paramedics at the 4 hour mark?

...plumber.

 

[rack'm]

Once you get too old to cut the mustard, you can still lick the jar. :shrug:

 

[virgovictoria]

Hey Larry-

How come there is no option:

Women; don't bother me, I'm a frigid biatch
or
Men; I'm so horny even the crack of dawn looks good

???

 

[rack'm]

Hey Larry-

How come there is no option:

Women; don't bother me, I'm a frigid biatch
or
Men; I'm so horny even the crack of dawn looks good

???

He's looking for the nonobvious answers.

 

[Larry Gude]

Because...

Hey Larry-

How come there is no option:

Women; don't bother me, I'm a frigid biatch
or
Men; I'm so horny even the crack of dawn looks good

???

...everybody knows if men only had a bigger wang and more erections women would naturally be falling all over us. See, the world has long suffered from inadequate men who just weren't in the mood because we've always been shy about showing ourselves, thus, a medical solution to a deep and long standing problem.


Viola.

 

[virgovictoria]

...everybody knows if men only had a bigger wang and more erections women would naturally be falling all over us. See, the world has long suffered from inadequate men who just weren't in the mood because we've always been shy about showing ourselves, thus, a medical solution to a deep and long standing problem.


Viola.

We must know different men...

 

[nachomama]

We must know different men...

 

[pixiegirl]

We must know different men...

Can I get an AMEN! I know some men that shoulda kept their shorts on.

 

[Lugnut]

Can I get an AMEN! I know some men that shoulda kept their shorts on.

I keep telling you, it's called SHRINKAGE! It happens to every guy if the water is cold. Besides, it was YOUR idea to go swimming!

 

[lovinmaryland]

Can I get an AMEN! I know some men that shoulda kept their shorts on.

It really doesn't matter to me big, little, thick... whatever, as long as he gets the job done

 

[Kyle]

Why stop after four hours....

... And what would the paramedics do for you anyway?

 

[kwillia]

... And what would the paramedics do for you anyway?

Leaches...

 

[Kyle]

Leaches...

I thought it might be some "Skinamax" type thing.

 

[virgovictoria]

Leaches...

 

[kwillia]

I thought it might be some "Skinamax" type thing.

Hmmm... perhaps one should scan back through the Penthouse Forums archive and see if the subject ever came up...

 

[Kyle]

Hmmm... perhaps one should scan back through the Penthouse Forums archive and see if the subject ever came up...

..... brb... :slam:

 

[kwillia]

..... :slam:

VV... is sure hope you have a 2nd bathroom in the house...

 

[virgovictoria]

VV... is sure hope you have a 2nd bathroom in the house...

One of my very own - with the DO NOT ENTER memory implanted. The other two are equipped with enough TP and bleach wands should anyone else in the house need "alone" time.

 

[BS Gal]

One of my very own - with the DO NOT ENTER memory implanted. The other two are equipped with enough TP and bleach wands should anyone else in the house need "alone" time.

I've been there. I've seen it. I can attest.